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You can no longer judge a dyke by her haircut.

you're right, of course, says the girl with the short, short hair. it was more than just the cut, though; she has a generally uncomfortable look on her face which i ran with as being indicative of her resentment for being forced to pose in a string bikini presumably as jerk-off material for a bunch of frat dudes for no goddamn good reason so i could offer out my damn fine oral skillz. cue freestylah to cuntpunch me for my run-on sentence.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful