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#299480 - 02/09/08 07:14 AM MILFS - a definition
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Is there a common definition for the term MILF ?
- any female with a baby?
- any female over 25 and under 45? (45+ being GILF territory)
- any female over 40 ?
- whatever the webmaster/director decides.

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#299481 - 02/09/08 11:07 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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I've seen it defined as "30 or over" and I've seen Krista-Lynn Lovely at 21 in a "MILF Money".

By, the second "definition", Krysta-Lynn would have been a MILF at 16.
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#299482 - 02/09/08 12:13 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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MILF used to be a woman who was your best friends mom (i.e. someone old enough to be your own mother). Today it's been bastardized to be ANY woman with a kid which is bullshit IMO.
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#299483 - 02/09/08 02:42 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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Milf b/w 18 and 32 is silly. I guess GILFs start at 40 or so.
Dana Hayes - Gilf
milf next door sluts - young milfs
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#299484 - 02/10/08 09:29 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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Call me crazy but I believe M.I.L.F stands for MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK..NO?? You asked for a definition?? Yes?? Let's review So in order to be a Milf you have to be a MOM that you would like to fuck. Jesus Christ
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#299485 - 02/10/08 11:48 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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Call me crazy but I believe M.I.L.F stands for MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK..NO?? You asked for a definition?? Yes?? Let's review So in order to be a Milf you have to be a MOM that you would like to fuck. Jesus Christ




That sounds tautological. Let's wax poetic: Does age maketh the MILF?
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#299486 - 02/10/08 12:54 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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Call me crazy but I believe M.I.L.F stands for MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK..NO?? You asked for a definition?? Yes?? Let's review So in order to be a Milf you have to be a MOM that you would like to fuck. Jesus Christ




That sounds tautological. Let's wax poetic: Does age maketh the MILF?




Only rare vintages age gracefully.

The other batch should appeal to those with a fetish for decaying matters.
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#299487 - 02/10/08 12:57 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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The other batch should appeal to those with a fetish for decaying matters.


you guys really ARE batsignaling moblem, huh?
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#299488 - 02/10/08 01:10 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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The other batch should appeal to those with a fetish for decaying matters.


you guys really ARE batsignaling moblem, huh?




Not really.

I do not even get the idea behind the whole spooking around the forum regarding his alleged necrophilia.

There could be a niche in the market for material where snuff films would end whatsoever.
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#299489 - 02/10/08 02:24 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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MILF NecroBabes! Something like a geriatric zombie movie with money shots and DPs. I see a niche market there. Moblem, some ideas, please.

(for the record, I prefer my MILFs in the living state)
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#299490 - 02/10/08 03:21 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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Frosty cemetery nights with ripe women - why is it not on video yet? Did I miss it?
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#299491 - 02/11/08 06:09 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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MILF's by definition of the term, have to be mothers. If you're into the older woman only thing, you're into Cougars.

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#299492 - 02/11/08 07:00 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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MILF's by definition of the term, have to be mothers.




While that would make perfect sense, it doesn't seem to be the way pornsites - and those who pay for them - define the term.

You might take that up with NaughtyAmerica and BangBros, et.al. since most of the women on MILFLessons, MyFriendsHotMom, etc., aren't actually "moms".

Personally when I see that a scene is defined as MILF, I stay away since I assume that it will be a woman in some state of decay with a really bad boob job.

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#299493 - 02/11/08 07:15 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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I shall remind you of this little quote from Gia:

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I lied about my age to you guys. I looked the part, so it worked. Obviously, the companies who hired me knew my age and were in on it, too, since they had the paperwork.

I had a stage age to go with my stage name.




Are all the girls who are in the "18" movies actually 18 years old? No. Do you think the companies care whether the whore is an actual MILF? No.

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#299494 - 02/11/08 08:10 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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MILF's by definition of the term, have to be mothers. If you're into the older woman only thing, you're into Cougars.





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#299495 - 02/11/08 08:16 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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The term is totally bastardized. Nina Hartley, aside being older than dirt, appears in a zillion MILF films yet I guess has never had a kid. It also doesn't make sense when the guy in the scene is the same age as the performer, if you notice those type of things.

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#299496 - 02/11/08 09:20 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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Cougar!
'Cougar' is an excellent term for the 'older' ladies (35+ ?). Sounds dangerous, exotic, and can be used in a social setting. Try saying MILF in mixed company or at the office and see what happens...
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#299497 - 02/11/08 09:32 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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'Cougar' is an excellent term for the 'older' ladies (35+ ?).


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#299498 - 02/11/08 11:26 AM Re: MILFS - a definition
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I picture a cougar being a 40+, attractive, successful aggressive type, but not neccessarily a mother. Much focus on the successful/aggressive traits. Think Samantha on Sex and the City.



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#299499 - 02/11/08 12:49 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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I liked her better as Miss Honeywell. Aaaaawwwooooooo.

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#299500 - 02/11/08 01:41 PM Re: MILFS - a definition
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OK, a Cougar is 40+ but still very desirable in the eyes of most men and some women. Someone should publish a taxonomy for this.

Gilfs
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Milfs - Cougars
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Thirtysomethings -
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Twentysomethings -
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Teeners (18+)
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VERBOTEN.
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