Damn...here's me contemplating setting up a Hormel Chavez alt id and replying to every topic with 'Ow! My balls!' (in a quasi-ironic response to the recent rash of utterly worthless one-note alt ids such as Lame Or Cool Guy, That's What She Said, Blank, etc.), and along comes a topic that would make said one-note schtick relevant and topical.

You just can't win sometimes...