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#298956 - 02/06/08 05:45 PM Christina Aguilera's Tits
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thank you jesus


those similac motherfuckers will be out of business by morning.


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#298957 - 02/06/08 06:52 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Those are some postpartum chi chis.
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#298958 - 02/06/08 06:57 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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What a waste of a fucking whore. She was so adorable in the day. Now she's a washed out pig.
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#298959 - 02/06/08 11:53 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Quote:




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Looks like she uses the Homer Simpson makeup gun.

"Homey,you've got it set to whore!"
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#298960 - 02/07/08 01:05 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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What a waste of a fucking whore. She was so adorable in the day. Now she's a washed out pig.




I couldn't agree more!
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#298961 - 02/07/08 02:10 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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What a waste of a fucking whore. She was so adorable in the day. Now she's a washed out pig.




...but you'd still have to admit that she's holding up a lot better than her #1 rival, Britney Spears.

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#298962 - 02/07/08 03:25 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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washed out? washed up?

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#298963 - 02/07/08 06:56 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Quote:

...but you'd still have to admit that she's holding up a lot better than her #1 rival, Britney Spears.




Dan, Pam Peaks is holding up a lot better than Brittany. For that matter, so is Mary Carey.

Still and all, she should thank God she's not Amy (Joanna) Whitehouse.

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#298964 - 02/07/08 08:47 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Quote:




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Looks like she uses the Homer Simpson makeup gun.

"Homey,you've got it set to whore!"




I fuckin love that episode. You gotta admit though, this girl has talent. Her voice is unbelievable.
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#298965 - 02/07/08 12:25 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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You gotta admit though, this girl has talent. Her voice is unbelievable.




I honestly think I'm tone deaf because I can't tell when someone sings well and when they sing horribly so I tend to prefer songs where no human voice is present. Other songs I can't even explain- like when I first heard "Shhhhh" by Bjork I knew I liked it, but I don't know whether she's a good singer or not.

The most embrassing thing is when I go to concerts (or at least when I did), I always had to ask someone if the person was singing well because I couldn't tell.
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#298966 - 02/07/08 01:24 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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You gotta admit though, this girl has talent. Her voice is unbelievable.




I honestly think I'm tone deaf because I can't tell when someone sings well and when they sing horribly so I tend to prefer songs where no human voice is present. Other songs I can't even explain- like when I first heard "Shhhhh" by Bjork I knew I liked it, but I don't know whether she's a good singer or not.

The most embrassing thing is when I go to concerts (or at least when I did), I always had to ask someone if the person was singing well because I couldn't tell.




I suggest you do not give up hope yet, as it might not be your fault.

Every audio production nowadays is heavily processed; and usually in a way that would make professional audio engineers curious, not the rather oblivious end consumer.

In porn it can be enough to cut around directions like "Open up!", "Insertion!" and "Long strokes!", but for Christina Aguilera more will be used. If she has a voice and can sing, all the better - she would be marketable without these abilities as well whatsoever.
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#298967 - 02/07/08 01:37 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Every audio production nowadays is heavily processed; and usually in a way that would make professional audio engineers curious, not the rather oblivious end consumer.





I read about this in Rolling Stone, and I don't think it's my problem. Even if someone sings right in front of me I can't tell if they're singing well or not. Usually if they have to sing I prefer if they just make sounds like "ahhhhhhhhhhh" or sing in a language I don't understand otherwise I'm lost. A few singers however have managed to get my attention and I don't know how they do it.
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#298968 - 02/07/08 03:11 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Christina Aguilera is a great singer, when she was a little girl I used to hear her sing the National Anthem before Pittsburgh Penguins games.

1992 Stanley Cup Finals Game 2, she starts about 55 seconds in.

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#298969 - 02/07/08 06:02 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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I prefer if they just make sounds like "ahhhhhhhhhhh"



no comment

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#298970 - 02/07/08 10:59 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Registered: 01/29/08
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Quote:

Christina Aguilera is a great singer, when she was a little girl I used to hear her sing the National Anthem before Pittsburgh Penguins games.

1992 Stanley Cup Finals Game 2, she starts about 55 seconds in.




I do not doubt her ability to sing.

Autotune works live as well as in the studio.

So if someone that looks like a pop star wants to do a live performance without playback, they can; and they do not have to sing like one.
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#298971 - 02/09/08 01:01 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Her voice is amazing but her tits are incredible!!!



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#298972 - 02/09/08 01:04 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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awe-inspiring!



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#298973 - 02/09/08 01:07 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Stupendous!





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#298974 - 02/09/08 01:29 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
ben Offline
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Hooray for Boobies!



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#298975 - 02/09/08 01:35 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
ben Offline
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Unbelievably humungous!!!




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#298976 - 02/09/08 01:38 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Spectacular!



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#298977 - 02/09/08 03:18 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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She's only 28 years old too. Time is a whore's worst enemy.
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#298978 - 02/09/08 04:03 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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A whore is her own worse enemy.

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#298979 - 02/09/08 11:46 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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I don't mind if she's a little heavy; I love the new tits.

The real question is what her mother looks like. That's the only way to even guess how a woman will age.
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#298980 - 02/09/08 11:49 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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I would like to order a Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera sandwich please!

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#298981 - 02/10/08 08:02 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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there is a casting couch with her name written on it.
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#298982 - 02/10/08 10:22 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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thank you jesus


those similac motherfuckers will be out of business by morning.




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#298983 - 02/12/08 07:12 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
Vizzle Offline
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I'd slap those dirty milk-sacks around.
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#298984 - 02/12/08 06:27 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Quote:

Her voice is amazing but her tits are incredible!!!






Christina is the hottest piece of ass in the music industry. I'd hit this shit so fuckin' hard I'd die from a heart attack. Her husband is a lucky fuck.


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#298985 - 05/13/08 05:41 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Fresh photos, I guess.

She would be the bitch to hit.







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#298986 - 05/13/08 07:11 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Quote:

Fresh photos, I guess.

She would be the bitch to hit.










I think Christina had a boob job but after having a baby she's gone bigger again and it looks like its permanent! I think she looks fantastic! I remember when I first heard of her with Genie in the Bottle she was a lot smaller

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#298987 - 05/13/08 08:24 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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What a waste of a fucking whore. She was so adorable in the day. Now she's a washed out pig.


Awww dont say that, I've always liked her, at least she has talent unlike fucking pig Brittney. And she looks amazing preggy.

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#298988 - 05/14/08 02:46 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Two things came to mind:
1. Why haven't I seen one picture yet where she doesn't have her mouth open? Is she a 'mouthbreather'?
2. A baby? Was that really necessary?
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#298989 - 05/14/08 02:51 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
gia jordan Offline
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WTF is she wearing? That shit looks like the mother-of-the-bride section of David's Bridal with the free dyable shoes.
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#298990 - 05/14/08 10:22 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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WTF is she wearing?




Looks like she's walking into a courtroom.
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#298991 - 05/14/08 12:38 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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WTF is she wearing? That shit looks like the mother-of-the-bride section of David's Bridal with the free dyable shoes.




Bad dye job on the shoes, though.
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#298992 - 05/14/08 04:32 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Registered: 04/21/07
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WTF is she wearing? That shit looks like the mother-of-the-bride section of David's Bridal with the free dyable shoes.



What do you expect she's from friggin Wexford, PA.

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#298993 - 05/14/08 07:03 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Registered: 01/08/08
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What do you expect she's from friggin Wexford, PA.




What does it matter? She could wear a garbage bag and still be ridiculously hot...
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#298994 - 05/14/08 10:53 PM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

What a waste of a fucking whore. She was so adorable in the day. Now she's a washed out pig.




With more money in the bank then God and Country, so whether she is or isn't a "washed out pig" is immaterial.

Other than Annette Funicello, she's about the most intelligent of all the ex-mouseketeers.
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#298995 - 05/15/08 05:48 AM Re: Christina Aguilera's Tits
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What do you expect she's from friggin Wexford, PA.




Haha, that's about a mile from where I work.
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