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I've got this buddy who just confided in me that he's going to "massage parlors" behind his wife's back and is paying $300 bucks to lie down naked while a topless chick rubs him down. The part that really offends me is that he swears he's not getting a hand job from the chick and that he takes care of that himself.



I call bullshit. If he likes getting massages (and who doesn't), why not go to a RMT for $40, or to a fancy spa for $125?

Why go to a "Rub 'n Tug" if you don't get a tug?
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