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I've got this buddy who just confided in me that he's going to "massage parlors" behind his wife's back and is paying $300 bucks to lie down naked while a topless chick rubs him down. The part that really offends me is that he swears he's not getting a hand job from the chick and that he takes care of that himself. This can't be true, right?

Aren't there chicks listed on Eros who will take dick in every hole for $300?

[Edited because "message parlor" makes no sense. Thanks, Tony.]


Well he is either lying about not getting the HJ or he is getting ripped off.

They just busted a non-Asian massage parlor that was located in a run down strip mall near me. From what I have heard they charged $50 for a half hour massage, $100 for a hour massage and then if you wanted "full release" it was another $100, repeat customers could get BJ's but that is as far as they went. I never went there mainly due to fear that someone would break into my car in the parking lot and the report from a trusted source that the chicks working the place were in their 40's and tanned to much.