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I've got this buddy who just confided in me that he's going to "message parlors" behind his wife's back and is paying $300 bucks to lie down naked while a topless chick rubs him down. The part that really offends me is that he swears he's not getting a hand job from the chick and that he takes care of that himself. This can't be true, right?
The Who's Online section of that message parlor must be the most awesome gangbang ever.