I've got this buddy who just confided in me that he's going to "massage parlors" behind his wife's back and is paying $300 bucks to lie down naked while a topless chick rubs him down. The part that really offends me is that he swears he's not getting a hand job from the chick and that he takes care of that himself. This can't be true, right?
Aren't there chicks listed on Eros who will take dick in every hole for $300?
[Edited because "message parlor" makes no sense. Thanks, Tony.]
Edited by bnlmike (02/05/08 09:36 PM)