funny Jim but we already know you are this gnarled little creature...

[insert pic that jimb sent in of himself dressing for his retail job at 4 AM so he can catch the series of buses that take him out of his shitty lil neighborhood and into the suburbs to shill cellphones or some such shit that i can't be bothered enough to find even tho Jimb will certainly claim FAIL because i have typed so many words]