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#298849 - 02/09/08 05:56 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
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This glowing Village Voice review of Girlvert #2 via ashleyblue.net.
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#298852 - 02/09/08 07:20 PM
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don't become a self important forum blowhard like THIS guy.
See, the problem with you, eblab, is that you’re a fucking whiner. That’s all you know how to do. And, except for the above, in the two years you’ve been here, I don’t believe you’ve made a single post related to porn. Not one. That’s a fine example to set, being the moderator of a Porn forum. It’s always either whining, cum-quaffing YouTube links or it’s whining, cheese-eating surrender posts about politics. Take Gunker for example: He’s just as liberal as you are, but I never (okay, hardly ever) see him whining, pissing and groveling the way you do. And when you actually try to man up and hit back against somebody, it's just a recap of what they said about you. Nothing original. Nothing funny. Just endless gay blather.
It’s time for you to face the facts, eblab: Vanessa’s more of a man than you and she chopped it off.
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#298854 - 02/09/08 07:28 PM
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I don't know if you're going to need all that popcorn, Gunker. I seriously doubt he'll have the balls or the brains to fire back. But save me some if he does. 
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#298857 - 02/09/08 08:41 PM
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WHEN have you ever shown us your boobs, Melpie? I demand proof.
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#298858 - 02/09/08 08:57 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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My guess is that reading Faynor led to the old "pornicopia" blog by that publicist who was writing a book which led to finding the only real porn board worth reading. I too was enamored of Ashley Blue, but originally signed up as Smut Fiend and then forgot my password. Ever since then damaged has seemed right. XXXPT is the only board with a real community because no government (at least very little government) and very little censorship allows us to police ourselves. This in turn makes it our place, our board. Jeff and Tony et al deserve much credit. And, of course, Holly is here. 
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#298863 - 02/09/08 09:23 PM
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Anonymous
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Brava. When's the last time YOU got a chgck to show her tits, eblab?
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#298864 - 02/10/08 08:41 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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hahaha jimb has his panties ALL in a bunch. i don't give nearly enough a fuck about your posts to even read them let alone get in a flame war with yr silly ass. i only saw this one because someone gave me a heads up. really dude it is not that serious... read my sig ... it is the most sensible thing you have ever written on this board even tho it is practically dripping in irony.  Quote:
When's the last time YOU got a chgck to show her tits, eblab?
ummm last nite in real life....(no they werent gumdrop shaped) Good for you tho!
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#298865 - 02/10/08 09:14 AM
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If it was no big deal to you you wouldn't have been up all night thinking up a response. The thing about that sig is that I was thinking of YOU when I wrote it, Gobshite. Once again, you FAIL.
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#298867 - 02/10/08 10:00 AM
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You know, eblab,I'll be the first to admit when I'm wrong. I just got off the phone with my friend Boswell. Seems you did manage to get a few hours shuteye down at the Bus Terminal. I stand corrected.
Love the shorts, Baby...
I hope you remembered to take these with you...
It's funny: Somehow, I always pictured you as this gnarled little creature...
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#298868 - 02/10/08 12:09 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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ummmm.... isn't this how Raul Duke went out? hahaha WIN!!!
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#298869 - 02/10/08 12:25 PM
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There you go again, eblab: Always parroting others, never developing your own material. You've won nothing.
Let's talk for a moment about the issue you've been skirting all day: You're the moderator of a Porn Forum yet you've never once posted about Porn. What kind of example is that? And before you go-a-hair-splitting, the last I checked, you equivocating Jizz-Mop, AWOP was still under the aegis of XXX PORN Talk. And while we acknowledge the existence of things beyond the world of smut in your little domain, this website’s entire Raison d’Etre is, remains, and will always be PORN. It would be nice if you pulled your head out of your ass and acknowledged it once in a while. Lord above, between You and Maxi, I don’t know how Loop has held the place together all this time.
I'll be here waiting for you when your ass stops hurting, if you'd like to try again.
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#298870 - 02/10/08 12:26 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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funny Jim but we already know you are this gnarled little creature... [insert pic that jimb sent in of himself dressing for his retail job at 4 AM so he can catch the series of buses that take him out of his shitty lil neighborhood and into the suburbs to shill cellphones or some such shit that i can't be bothered enough to find even tho Jimb will certainly claim FAIL because i have typed so many words] 
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#298871 - 02/10/08 12:29 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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yeah well if you are that concerned maybe you should send one of your silly ass PMs to Tony or Jeff... the only reason yr butt may not hurt is that it's all blown out like some anal Porn Star ....there ya happy? I posted about porno 
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#298872 - 02/10/08 12:30 PM
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AGAIN!!! You've either tried (and failed) to co-opt my arguement or you've mindlessly spouted things others have said before you. And the worst part of all is the fact that I strongly suspect you're sober at the moment, so you don't even have that excuse.
You know, I really feel sorry for you. Yes, I do. I mean, it must be embarrassing having to borrow an enema from the whores in order to pull your head out of your ass each time you post.
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#298874 - 02/10/08 12:51 PM
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Aaaaaaannnnddd... AGAIN. Stealing material from the suck-ass posters, in this case, Darth.
I tell you, eblab, talking to you is like talking to Knox. You're both too stupid to get it. Having a conversation with you is like one giant game of I know you are but what am I? What are you, FOUR???
I'm not here to claim victory, you self-important douchebag. I'm here to point out the fact that you suck moose scrotum and you need to MAN THE FUCK UP AND GET SOME GAME.
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#298876 - 02/10/08 01:39 PM
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See that you do, eblab. You're supposed to set an example, not be made into a spectacle.
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#298877 - 02/10/08 03:54 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Sent a couple of hate emails to old lukeisback, one of which he printed verbatim, noticed everything he printed was pretty much copied from here and lurked for a while.
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#298878 - 02/11/08 10:07 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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Same as above - I found XPT from lukeisback.com, having followed lukeford.com from its inception. Finding XPT was comparable to reading American Psycho: upon first read, it was sickening  On second read, I began to see the humor in it  And finally, I felt right at home 
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#298880 - 03/17/08 09:20 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/15/08
Posts: 190
Loc: California
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I have a burning hatred of L.A. egos, and pretentious hooker bullshit. Also, I am sick of lowlife people in the industry being glamorized, and sad to say, I hope to hurt peoples feelings as much as the truth will allow.
Also, I like that some of the folks who post here enjoy the fine sounds of punk rock. That means there is an element of truth and integrity somewhere around here.
I finally joined this forum because I am a vile bastard, too many people like me, and I need a place where I am hated.
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#298881 - 03/17/08 09:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Well, you're headed in the right direction Ron Royster.
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#298882 - 03/17/08 10:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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My other porn loving pal alerted me to the hilarious rants of Kurt Lick-wood and the punishing responses he received. I just kinda stayed after that...
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#298883 - 03/20/08 02:20 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/20/08
Posts: 28
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This is fantastic...
Especially when viewed while reading this quote from said Melpster:
"Psychologically it's a mindblower. Anything dealing with my breasts in sex switches something in my brain into overdrive. Being that my breasts are so ridiculously oversized it stimulates me even more to know that some man with a breast fetish has just gone to Titty Heaven when his cock gets thoroughly lost between my massive cleavage, and when he comes between them they are so huge I can't even see it happening but I can feel that telltale liquid heat spreading and filling them, and that is what makes the entire experience intensely erotic for me."
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#298887 - 03/20/08 05:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Good lord, those are some gigantic titties...that's a titfucker's dream cum true.
Yeah but if she move her hands where will they be? Near her vagina me guesses.
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#298888 - 03/20/08 05:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#298889 - 03/20/08 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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monstar
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#298892 - 03/17/10 11:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
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The '04 HIV scandal.
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