Ah, romance.

I for one would love to have been a fly on the wall when Isabel made the following statement to Brandon while exchanging "sweet nothings":

Isabel: If you really fancy me Brandon and you want to get married, you need to make a promise to me first: I want you to promise that you'll stop being in pornography. I know, it sounds selfish, but this is so easy for you. There are so many opportunities in life for an educated man with a mind like yours. I don't ever want to be jealous of what you choose to do for work, Brandon. I've endured that before. It's bloody awful, and it makes me behave like a real bitch. I don't mind if you toss yourself off to a video once in a while if I'm not around, but you're enough for me, and I don't want to share you with other girls. I'm greedy that way. Besides, you know I'll do anything sexually, and I'll never say no to you, love. So are you sure? Is this really how you want me?

The title of the old Platinum X series has come true to life, as Brandon Iron is truly ONE LUCKY FUCK. Cheers mate, and a life of happiness to you both!


The Doctor