So, over in the cage Bornyo mentions that Brandon got married to Isabel Ice Click-city and Brandon doesn't comment on it? WTF?

C'mon Brandon, how could you get hitched and not invite us? We could have thrown you a swell batchelor party in Las Vegas. As a twist, we could have got the bride to give us all blow jobs in the room!

Where are you registered? Can I still send you a gift card to The Bay so you can get a blender?