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#298760 - 02/05/08 06:22 PM
So did Brandon get married or what?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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So, over in the cage Bornyo mentions that Brandon got married to Isabel Ice Click-city and Brandon doesn't comment on it? WTF?
C'mon Brandon, how could you get hitched and not invite us? We could have thrown you a swell batchelor party in Las Vegas. As a twist, we could have got the bride to give us all blow jobs in the room!
Where are you registered? Can I still send you a gift card to The Bay so you can get a blender?
Edited by Soopergrizz (02/05/08 06:25 PM)
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#298761 - 02/05/08 06:59 PM
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Did he serve as both the groom and the little figurine on top of the wedding cake?
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#298762 - 02/05/08 07:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Thanks for pointing this out I noticed Brandon Irons avoids The Cage as well as reality.
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#298765 - 02/05/08 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Congrats, BI. Mazel Tov & L'Chaim!  [I assume he's fulfilled his obligation to JM].
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#298768 - 02/05/08 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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In the last Canadian/British porno marriage, Kelly Steele & Hamilton Steele tied the knot. The result: Kelly - dead Hamilton - in a Turkish prison Good kluck 
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#298771 - 02/06/08 02:20 AM
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I feel Isabel's marriage to Brendon Irons is legit and that they are in love. After all, if she only wanted to become a Canadian why would she marry Brendon and not Jon Jon?
As a subject of Queen Elizabeth, I don't think she'd have to do more than sneeze in a westerly direction to become Canadian. The same would hold true if Brandon wanted to become British, although I can't for the life of me imagine why anyone would do that. (Okay, there was Henry James, but he was a fag and he later regretted it so he doesn't count.)
So, all in all, this looks to be legit. I just have one question: Where will the happy couple reside?
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#298773 - 02/06/08 09:55 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/08/07
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Ah, romance.
I for one would love to have been a fly on the wall when Isabel made the following statement to Brandon while exchanging "sweet nothings":
Isabel: If you really fancy me Brandon and you want to get married, you need to make a promise to me first: I want you to promise that you'll stop being in pornography. I know, it sounds selfish, but this is so easy for you. There are so many opportunities in life for an educated man with a mind like yours. I don't ever want to be jealous of what you choose to do for work, Brandon. I've endured that before. It's bloody awful, and it makes me behave like a real bitch. I don't mind if you toss yourself off to a video once in a while if I'm not around, but you're enough for me, and I don't want to share you with other girls. I'm greedy that way. Besides, you know I'll do anything sexually, and I'll never say no to you, love. So are you sure? Is this really how you want me?
The title of the old Platinum X series has come true to life, as Brandon Iron is truly ONE LUCKY FUCK. Cheers mate, and a life of happiness to you both!
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#298774 - 02/06/08 10:42 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 08/29/07
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I give it a month in wales and he will be back on here spewing anti-english rants and burning big piles of Bt phone books.
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#298777 - 09/08/08 01:39 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/07
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I give it a month in wales and he will be back on here spewing anti-english rants and burning big piles of Bt phone books.
The Welsh aren't English.
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#298780 - 09/10/08 02:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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I give it a month in wales and he will be back on here spewing anti-english rants and burning big piles of Bt phone books.
The Welsh aren't English.
No, but by and large they hate the English (much like the Scots, Irish, and everybody else for that matter), hence if Brandon were to marry Isabel Ice and go native in Cardiff, it's a good bet he would soon be spouting anti-english rants...maybe in fluent Welsh, even! 
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