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How can you not like blowjobs? I'm so sold on the concept, I am looking into Fellatio as a Holistic treatment option for my chronic Kidney stones...I will be submitting billing for High-end Suck Jobs to my current Blue cross coverage plan to see what happens....according to one of my actuary friends who is addicted to Pornography himself and claims to be an avid fan of Tianna Lynn's eyes and fake squirting and our Very own Gia Jordan, says there is a 17% chance a unwieldly, out=of=control corporate Leviathan encompassing 18,000 employees all with various forms and levels of coverage will let something like that slip by....





Ok, here goes...

I like pussy. Like a lot. If I was born with one I'd just get a big mirror and sit over it all day long staring at my twat and going wow and playing with it. So why waste time with blowjobs when I can be munching on my favorite playtoy?

And no 69s don't work because one of the two people will actually be doing what they are supposed to be and the other won't be able to concentrate enough to make it work the effort.

In addition I like to participate in sex, and about the only thing you can do while getting blown is grab their head and "help" and most women I know really don't like that all that much. I think it's the whole Hi, I'm gagging thing.