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#298749 - 02/05/08 05:26 PM Who'd you rather...
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
A. Some hot ass girl who doesn’t dislike, but doesn’t enjoy sex either and just lays there.

B. An OK looking (could be slightly ugly or slightly overweight, you get the point) girl who could fuck the balls off a brass monkey.

I’ve had both, a great looking collage girl who would let me have it any time I wanted, but just laid there, and this little slut whose toes would curl and eyes would roll back in her head before my dick was all the way in. The former was fun for a little while, but lost her appeal quickly, the latter never got old.

It was like riding a moped, fun as hell but you didn’t want your friends to see you doing it.
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#298750 - 02/05/08 05:28 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
B. I'm a girl, but I'd take an ok looking guy or a sort of cute guy who can fuck rather than some Zac Effron looking pretty boy who bores me.
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#298751 - 02/05/08 05:41 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
zac effron wears fake eyelashes. faggotry.
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#298752 - 02/05/08 05:51 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
B. But ugly not overweight. Overweight girls tend to very excited about their blowjob skills and I don't like blowjobs.

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#298753 - 02/05/08 05:53 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
does the word "faggotry" make anyone else think of rob longshot getting ruined by cassandra in like every thread for a week straight?
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zac effron wears fake eyelashes. faggotry.


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#298754 - 02/05/08 06:00 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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B. But ugly not overweight. Overweight girls tend to very excited about their blowjob skills and I don't like blowjobs.




So I gather you're not an alt-id for Bill Clinton?

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#298755 - 02/05/08 08:23 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Monica Lew embodied scores of different sterotypes, but her most complete and best sterotype obviously is the sterotype of the "Fat-yet-not-obese/non-attractive-non-ugly-yet-actually-attractive-in-some-way-you-cant-put-your-finger-on-or-"in"-so-you-use-a-cigar-instead__Girl who compensates for perceived shortcomings in the eyes of men by over zealously offering to fellate them to the point of near-gobble, but can't quite bring herself to swallow his rancid nut juice so she allows it to fly wherever...", etc etc etc.

How can you not like blowjobs? I'm so sold on the concept, I am looking into Fellatio as a Holistic treatment option for my chronic Kidney stones...I will be submitting billing for High-end Suck Jobs to my current Blue cross coverage plan to see what happens....according to one of my actuary friends who is addicted to Pornography himself and claims to be an avid fan of Tianna Lynn's eyes and fake squirting and our Very own Gia Jordan, says there is a 17% chance a unwieldly, out=of=control corporate Leviathan encompassing 18,000 employees all with various forms and levels of coverage will let something like that slip by....

I've always said the whores I see and pay for typically fall under the category of therapy anyway....
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#298756 - 02/05/08 08:40 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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I knew a State Assemblyman who was an executive at Met Life before running for office. He would've signed off on it even if he had known. If he hadn't died last year, I'd have given you his number in the hopes he could have hooked you up with one of his cronies.

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#298757 - 02/06/08 01:57 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
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How can you not like blowjobs? I'm so sold on the concept, I am looking into Fellatio as a Holistic treatment option for my chronic Kidney stones...I will be submitting billing for High-end Suck Jobs to my current Blue cross coverage plan to see what happens....according to one of my actuary friends who is addicted to Pornography himself and claims to be an avid fan of Tianna Lynn's eyes and fake squirting and our Very own Gia Jordan, says there is a 17% chance a unwieldly, out=of=control corporate Leviathan encompassing 18,000 employees all with various forms and levels of coverage will let something like that slip by....






Ok, here goes...

I like pussy. Like a lot. If I was born with one I'd just get a big mirror and sit over it all day long staring at my twat and going wow and playing with it. So why waste time with blowjobs when I can be munching on my favorite playtoy?

And no 69s don't work because one of the two people will actually be doing what they are supposed to be and the other won't be able to concentrate enough to make it work the effort.

In addition I like to participate in sex, and about the only thing you can do while getting blown is grab their head and "help" and most women I know really don't like that all that much. I think it's the whole Hi, I'm gagging thing.

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#298758 - 02/06/08 02:03 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I’ve had both, a great looking collage girl who would let me have it any time I wanted...




Is this an online Weird Science confession or were you going for college?
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#298759 - 02/06/08 02:17 PM Re: Who'd you rather...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
B. I like it when a girl is basically in heat all the time.

I been in the A situation before and afterwards, it felt like an enhanced form of jerking off, not fucking.
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