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#298576 - 02/04/08 05:12 PM better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardcore?
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well, who is the more important american figure?


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#298577 - 02/04/08 08:16 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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#298578 - 02/04/08 10:20 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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#298579 - 02/04/08 11:09 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardcore?
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I remember the Challenger disaster well, so that's the extent of Christa McAuliffe in my life. Max Hardcore, however, I saw having lunch, solo, at a Denny's in Pasadena, CA. You couldn't miss him if you tried, polo shirt with the checkered collar, trademark hat and all. I pointed him out to my friend, who hadn't heard of him. When we got back to his place, I showed him some scenes and he was thoroughly disgusted.

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#298580 - 02/05/08 06:27 AM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Max is a true pioneer in porn, stretching the boundaries of free speech and testing the limits of his medium. Christina McAuliffe is famous for having her atoms scattered all across the biosphere.

If she was the pilot, I might have voted for her, but she was just damaged cargo on the fatal flight. Point Max.
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#298581 - 02/05/08 08:12 AM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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good point, grizz. not to mention, max hardcore stretches all boundaries in question with a speculum, which is the american way.
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#298582 - 02/05/08 10:29 AM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Max is a true pioneer in porn, stretching the boundaries of free speech and testing the limits of his medium. Christina McAuliffe is famous for having her atoms scattered all across the biosphere.

If she was the pilot, I might have voted for her, but she was just damaged cargo on the fatal flight. Point Max.




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#298583 - 02/05/08 12:10 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardcore?
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Christina who? She hasn't done a thing for America since 1987. Whereas Max has been a very busy boy doing great things.
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#298584 - 02/05/08 01:00 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Christina who? She hasn't done a thing for America since 1987.




Maybe I'm missing something here, but what did she do other than explode? I mean, she was a teacher and all, but judging by the looks of today's youth teaching should be punishable by law.
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#298585 - 02/05/08 02:44 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Maybe I'm missing something here, but what did she do other than explode?




Nothing, as I said.

[Correction on earlier post: it was 1986, not 1987.]
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#298586 - 02/05/08 07:21 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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well, who is the more important american figure?



I have to go with McAuliffe since they let everyone out of school early the day the Challenger blew up.

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#298587 - 02/05/08 07:35 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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I have to go with McAuliffe since they let everyone out of school early the day the Challenger blew up.




In NYC, school was out for Regent's week. I took my Math regent's exam that morning. When I got home and saw that she'd turned into confetti, I knew that I had failed it miserably.

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#298588 - 02/05/08 08:07 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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I took my Math regent's exam that morning.




[wayofftopic]I never got under a 95 on a Math regents[/wayofftopic]
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#298589 - 02/05/08 09:45 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Quote:

I took my Math regent's exam that morning.




[wayofftopic]I never got under a 95 on a Math regents[/wayofftopic]




Is there any way you two can get your own forum so you can log-roll each others' inane, pointless reminiscences without cluttering up every fucking thread with your worthless shite.

Thank you for your time.
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#298590 - 02/05/08 09:53 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Don't you have junkie whores to turn into hamburger on your pigfarm, Griz?

Just curious.

BTW: What kind of name is "Soopergrizz," anyway. Sounds like someone you'd find in a Home for Hairy homosexuals.

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#298591 - 02/06/08 04:38 AM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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I have to go with McAuliffe since they let everyone out of school early the day the Challenger blew up.


we were home on a snow day already, but once that spaceship exploded, they pre-empted "days of our lives" with the media coverage. fuck that whore.
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#298592 - 02/06/08 12:02 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Don't you have junkie whores to turn into hamburger on your pigfarm, Griz?

Just curious.





Here's the thing, some loon decided to turn streetwalkers into hog chow in the same area code as me. There's not really any way that I have responsibility for that, so it's as empty an insult. It's not really any different than me enquiring if your dog tells you whom to kill. Geddit?

You're not responsible for the Son of Sam just because you both live in metro NY, ergo, it's just stupid and inane to suggest it.

On the other hand, Raoul, you are entirely responsible for your suckage on this board, your suckage at your life and even your suckage as a fake lawyer.

Now, put the bottle down and go do something useful with your life. For a change.

Grizz out.
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#298593 - 02/06/08 12:56 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Funny, oh Hairy Homo. Last I checked, I was the one who had to lecture your friend on the basics of the law. And for all his talk, he has yet to produce any evidence of his claims. Of course, if he was once a prosecutor, he'd know full well that the burden of proof is on him. Since he hasn't produced a scintilla of evidence to back up his claims, the fool has failed.

Of course, you're the one who's parroting this disgraced ex-mod. As the old saw goes: Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows him? And that, my dear Grizz, you are entirely responsible for. Along with at least a years worth of posts that were about as entertaining as watching golf or poker on the tube.

Now, go shave your back, stop molesting the twinks, quit sucking Maxi's cock and MAN UP your game.

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#298594 - 02/06/08 01:05 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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this is a great thread derailment, not that there was anything at all to derail in the first place.
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#298595 - 02/06/08 01:09 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Nonsense, James. You were spot on. Max trumps the atomized schoolmarm hands down. It's these foreign Maxi sychophants that insult such a great American.

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#298596 - 02/06/08 01:28 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Of course, you're the one who's parroting this disgraced ex-mod. As the old saw goes: Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows him?




You mean you're not a secretary in a lawyer's office, who was turfed by his wife, because he was addicted to alchohol and pornography? That's what I read HERE

Hey, if that's off-base, I'm like totally sorry. Just tell me it's not true and will humbly and abjectly apologize. I did notice you've never denied any of this before. Here's your chance.

Remember to tell the truth because someone could check it out.


Otherwise, why don't you get some of the help you need and leave us alone.
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#298597 - 02/06/08 01:35 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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So I should dignify the rantings of a digraced, illiterate ex-mod who blames me for getting fired? Please. You're not really as retarded as the kid in your avatar, are you? Or is it a self-portrait.

Bottom line: if your pal the "professor" had any proof, he'd have posted it by now. He didn't, despite numerous chances to do so. Most intelligent people would take that to mean that he's got nothing. but not the Hairy Homo. He believes it as gospel because he read it on the internet. From a guy with a grudge. Genius.

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#298598 - 02/06/08 01:41 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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It was a yes or no question.
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#298599 - 02/06/08 01:47 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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It was a very simple answer: You've both got nothing. Once again, I make maxi and his minions look like chumps.

Before you go away all butthurt, why don't you post that pic one more time. You know, the one you've posted 78 times in the past thinking it was going to piss me off? I guess it is a self-portrait in your av.

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#298600 - 02/06/08 02:32 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Before you go away all butthurt, why don't you post that pic one more time.




This one?





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#298601 - 02/06/08 02:38 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Jesus. First you're carying Maxi's water, now you're carying Cryin' Ryan's? Sorry Bear-Boi, I'm not 75 years old.

Thanks for playing. Try again.

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#298602 - 02/06/08 02:43 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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You know who that is, unless you're a total fraud. Mr. Fake lawyer.
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#298603 - 02/06/08 02:46 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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I know the man personally, which is more than I can say for you or your puppet master Maxi. He's much better looking than me, even at his age. And you still have nothing.

You seem to enjoy getting raped over and over again. I thought you Bear-Types were usually "tops???"

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#298604 - 02/06/08 02:51 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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God I'd skipped that entire Kara Bare thread because I didn't kara bit. I missed a lot of shit. Now I know where the references about gigi's husband being over half gay came from.

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#298605 - 02/06/08 02:59 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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..because I didn't kara bit.




Damn! I had to read it twice before I got it. Funny!

Back to the topic at hand.....
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#298606 - 02/06/08 03:01 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Quote:

Back to the topic at hand.....





That might take a while. the Hairy Homo seems a bit sore.

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#298607 - 02/06/08 03:51 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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McAuliffe briefly touched people's lives. Max has been touching young women in a very special way for years. Point, Max.
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#298608 - 02/06/08 09:06 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Quote:

Quote:





I have to go with McAuliffe since they let everyone out of school early the day the Challenger blew up.


we were home on a snow day already, but once that spaceship exploded, they pre-empted "days of our lives" with the media coverage. fuck that whore.




Yeah OK, I think Gigi's on to something here, McAuliffe could have been a whore, who knows. I remember watching her and the other female crewmember walking around in their tight sweatpants before the flight and thinking their asses looked pretty good. She had a nice chunky one and knowing what elementary school teachers are like, she probably spent a few minutes each morning greasing up her asshole and shoving a black medium size butt plug up there. The way she strutted around for the cameras it looked like she was definitely used to having it in there all day.

On the Max comparo, sure he's done some odd things, but this cunt McAuliffe went way overboard with some deal where she was going to teach a "science lesson" from space. Then the poor kids get the shock of their life when they see the capsule explode on live TV. Bottom line: she had no business being up there - stretched butthole or not.

Point to Max. And thanks Gigi for bringing this up. NASA owes you an apology!!

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#298609 - 02/07/08 05:42 AM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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I'm going to go with Christina here. I remember skipping school that day and watching the launch on TV. I remember the Christina jokes afterwards. Here are the two that come to mind:

What did Christina McAuliffe say to her husband just before going on the mission? "You feed the dogs and I'll feed the fish".

What color were Christina McAuliffe eyes? Blew.

That's all I can remember now, feel free to add any I forgot. Good Times.

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#298610 - 02/07/08 06:56 AM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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I remember the Christina jokes afterwards.




What was the last thing that went through her mind before she died? Her helmet.

[christianxxx]Good times[/christianxxx]
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#298611 - 02/07/08 07:07 AM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardcore?
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Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
A: "What's this button do?"


Collect 'em all!

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#298612 - 02/07/08 08:46 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Registered: 10/28/07
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Quote:

Quote:

..because I didn't kara bit.




Damn! I had to read it twice before I got it. Funny!

Back to the topic at hand.....




Lol. I must say.. That is totally funny.

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#298613 - 02/07/08 10:05 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

..because I didn't kara bit.




Damn! I had to read it twice before I got it. Funny!

Back to the topic at hand.....




Lol. I must say.. That is totally funny.




Well if you read that thread some people kara lot, maybe too much.



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#298614 - 02/08/08 08:49 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Max Hardcore, however, I saw having lunch, solo, at a Denny's in Pasadena, CA.




I bet he poured syrup on every item on his plate and spilled quite a lot on the table as well...
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#298615 - 02/10/08 12:16 PM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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Quote:

Max Hardcore, however, I saw having lunch, solo, at a Denny's in Pasadena, CA.




I bet he poured syrup on every item on his plate and spilled quite a lot on the table as well...




Oh man, love what you did with your avatar. It's probably true, he just wants to finish the scene so he can go to Denny's. I thought maybe he offers to take the girls there after the shoot, and they decline, but then I realized he's probably too selfish and greedy for that.

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#298616 - 03/27/08 09:41 AM Re: better american:Christina McAuliffe/max hardco
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