Drugs have been a major problem in every business that I've ever worked in - and in my work I don't even get to regularly whip out my cock and sodomise glass-eyed stoners.

She should have concentrated on the STD issue, even just the little itchy sores you get every few months - to me that is the most terrifying aspect of the jizz biz (along with the occasional psycho bitch that bites down during a deep throat scene).