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eh, it's either paying attention to goofy details or folding the laundry. btw, i just accidentally sprayed clorox fucking clean-up on my leather car seats. my husband is going to fucking kill me. it's a good thing i can suck a good dick because that is my only hope. i am such a retard.



My wife gives amazing porn-star head...

I would still kill her.




i'm thinking of a scenario whereby (after i swallow, of course) saying, "but honey, it's clean AND sanitized!" and then mr. clean winks and it's all better.
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