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#298072 - 02/02/08 04:10 AM
I see a future in porn for these two.
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#298074 - 02/02/08 06:19 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Doesn't this seem like a perfect set-up for a porn shoot? Right after the "I'm just pissed we got caught" quote both these girls should been shown working off their fines down at the precinct pulling the train for the whole squad. Watching these two slowly start to cry after dick number 36 dumps on their faces would be porn gold. Tony, find these sluts and work your magic...or send out Girlvert to recruit.
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#298075 - 02/02/08 09:04 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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"We went through all that effort to get it, we got all these charges and we had to give the money back. I'm kind of pissed," one of the girls told WPBF.
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#298076 - 02/02/08 10:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Holy shit! My mom lives just off of Jog Road in Boynton Beach. [much closer to, say, Atlantic than Hypoluxo].
Roll out the BangBus, guys ....
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#298077 - 02/02/08 12:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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The blonde is YUM!
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#298078 - 02/02/08 01:07 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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The blonde is YUM!
Do you mean the faux blonde?
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#298080 - 02/02/08 05:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I usually prefer blondes, but I'm partial to the redhead. I don't care for the bad dye job among other factors.
The redhead is cute.

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#298082 - 02/05/08 03:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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To paraphrase Agent Muldur, "Their moral dipsticks are two drops shy of being bone dry." No doubt they're emotionally damaged enough to have successful run in porn.
Their parents must be brimming with pride.
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#298083 - 02/05/08 03:44 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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I would totally give Blondie 200 Roses to gag on my cock until her mascara runs.
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#298085 - 02/05/08 05:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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my husband is in and out of vaginas all day long, and says nearly all of the teenaged girls have bald pussies. insane.
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#298087 - 02/05/08 06:23 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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ha. most of the cunts you see on an 'emergency' basis around here are fairly rancid, so when he has to do a pelvic, he has the nurse set him up with a can of lysol right next to the rest of the tools and shit.
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#298088 - 02/07/08 05:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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my husband is in and out of vaginas all day long, and says nearly all of the teenaged girls have bald pussies. insane.
Sheesh you'd think he'd want to flip you around and poke your ass, quite often, just for a different perspective.
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#298089 - 02/07/08 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Why'd you drop your white trash avatar?
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