Filthy Things 2
Right now as I write this, the second phase of the full moon is raining down its rays outside. Superstition says that sleeping under a full moon will lead to insanity, hence the word lunacy, but you won't find me asleep at the wheel. The porn I like to camp out with keeps me wide awake and deranged like a demigod into thinking porn can be art that gets us off, but I wouldn't want to slander it by saying that. The best stuff is beyond thinking and more like something to be experienced. You've got to watch it suspending all disbelief and likewise believe in it as an alternate reality if you really want to have fun. So, which color pill will you choose? I suggest you pull down the shades, fuck all thought and live within Filthy Things 2 to see what the fuck I'm babbling about.
Frankly, the scene where a succubus-looking Monica Sweetheart resplendently adorned in lusty black-n-red rubber gets poked on a big pink fuck ball was utterly perfecto. It is probably her best showing since way back in Anal Angels In High Heels. A short laughable-looking stud gets the honors to hammer the whore and the camera doesn't forget to get the crystal platform pumps in the shot. That's one of the improvements Powers has made to his style among others like wider vistas and cutting back on much of the useless close-ups that all directors fall victim to. Instead of getting too detailed in my analysis I'll just say the missionary is amazing, the doggy is delightful and this is a dynamite vision overall. Scene of the Year so far!
Also excellent was blonde slut Jamie Brooks getting boinked in the opening sequence that starts off with a fuzzy warble nod to Clockwork Orange. Dave Hardman plays a dirty doctor in a reprise of the character in the bonus scene of yore featuring a just-off-the-bus Shay Sweet. Thanks for that and the easter egg I'll keep a secret... Anyway, is it me or is Hardman looking darn rough around the edges these days? Yeah, the guy's been on a bang-binge for years now, but something seems to have taken a toll on the old boy. However, he can bang a ho? like the best of them while being one of the least annoying and oft amusing studs in activity. But goddamn it, an explosive performance by Jamie Brooks is da unabomber here, so forget all the yap about Hardman. Ironically, I was just about to go on a crusade for more titty fucking and whaddya know? There's some darn eruptive cleavage rubbing included here at no extra charge.
Next, Audry Hollander is dressed as naughty bride wearing a wedding dress/trashy lingerie combo in another ball draining rutting. It's a nasty concept, but sadly it might be something she'll look back on with regret if she meets her knight in shining armor someday.
Speaking of future regrets, there's the final outrage featuring Gia Paloma getting fucked in a frat-house somewhere in front of bunch of dipshit frat-boys. The annoying thing about the setting was that it reminded me of how much I despised frat-fuckos in college and looks like I still do... Fact of life: punks hate jocks and freaks hate fratboys. If you share the same hatred just put it aside and go with the totally gonzo atmosphere, but what made it really sleazy is that it had me flashing back to Jennifer Connelly in her Requiem For A Dream finale. Yes, it's a tasteless spectacle of utter depravity, but Gia Paloma goes overboard showing that that she's the most nasty beer soaked porn star in the galaxy. She basically gets so rabidly ribald that I was thinking; Damn, she must've had one fucked up childhood!? Maybe that's a stereotype that I don't need to perpetuate, but truth is she puts on a totally obscene performance that oughta win her some kind of award for turning a humiliating atmosphere into her own psychotic playground. Perverts look no further. [JM Productions] check
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