Do you read a book, or do you hang your head down low and think about your day and the viscosity of your poop.

A girl at work said she takes a notepad and sketches. She actually once came back with some pretty cool drawings- all done while excreting. So how do you make use of your time in the loo?

When I saw the title, I thought this was an Alex Panzer post.

I try to spend as little time on the throne as humanly possible, so the thought of bringing literature with me is kind of self-defeating. I suppose if I happened to have a newspaper with me or something I'd glance at the comics. But I like to get in and get out as quickly as possible.

I read entertainment weekly usually

Is that why the DVD posts are so long?

nah- their dvd section stinks

I usually just let my mind drift. I'll think about random things and before I know it I'm done. I don't do it purposely but when I have to take a shit I don't stop and think "I must find something to read first". I just go when I have to.

I come up with drum beats to my riffs or arrange riffs in my head and then record them later to see how they sound.

i'm usually in there saying, "c'mon, honey, give mama some privacy." and my little one will say, "no, i want to be with you for a thousand years." and then he tries to sit on my lap.

I has never taken me a long time to take a dump. There's no time to read or draw or anything. Sit, Shit, Wipe, Wash, Dry and outta there ....

If I'm constipated and know I'll be there for a while I'll take some reading material with me.

I play Tetris on my phone if I'm in there for awhile.

I read EGM. Im a total video game nerd.

brick-breaker on the blackberry - but I don't take calls.

Taking a shit is the only time during the my day when I'm not thinking about something. It's the closest to enlightenment I'll ever get. I actually look forward to it.

I eat 3 times a day so I dump 3 times a day (not at the same time).
I have Maxim magazines, Reader's Digest, and usually a novel of some sort in a basket by the throne. Quality reading time but sometimes I over do it and have to wait for the feeling to come back into my legs before I can walk out.

There is usually a trade magazine in the john at home. In public restrooms, I usually whip out the sharpie and write "JRV SUCKS COCK" on the cubical door.

I do prefer to use the handicapped stalls in public. I remember someone saying that the handicapped stall is the Cadillac of pooping stalls, plenty of leg room and strong handle bars for power squeezing.