Do you read a book, or do you hang your head down low and think about your day and the viscosity of your poop.

A girl at work said she takes a notepad and sketches. She actually once came back with some pretty cool drawings- all done while excreting. So how do you make use of your time in the loo?
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.