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I'm sure I don't really want to know, but what exactly is, um, "poking," anyway.

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It's absolutely nothing but a waste of inbox space. I'll get random emails from FaceBook saying "You have been poked by *insert name here*", or "So and so has sent you a virtual drink". What the FUCK am I going to do with a virtual drink??? And if you poke me again, I'll knock you the fuck out.

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That reminds me of this stupid feature on mydommespace.com where you can send anonymous "crush alerts" and choose from one of 5 pre-written poems to send along with it. I would get like 20 a day like Im sure every other girl on there did. The stupidest part was the option to "guess" who sent it which was virtually impossible. Luckily I dont have to deal with them anymore cause I got banned from that site after this dude with a blackmail fetish gave me his password. I went into his account and decorated his page with gay pride flags and changed his picture to this:



Hahaha!! He's married with a kid and flips his shit whenever I post this picture. I should mention he only likes to pretend he's being blackmailed. I should send him a link to this thread.