This is like some Renaissance trompe d'loeil genius art shit ... You know, like Leonardo slipping a little self-portrait in the guise of an old saint or something .... awesome. I'm laughing my ass off .... But part me of kind of digs the homely babes who Brandon lures into his cum-spattered lair. Like Graceland, all will be received, and as in Heaven, all are equal on the eyes of a Just and Loving God. As long as they are willing to eat and wear copious spewings of male ejaculate and allow images of such to proliferate on the Internet until their tiny children are in high school. Porn is a beautiful thing.

All I can say is, thanks Ceara!