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The target audience for this crap isn't really interested in porn to want to buy it on a regular and "real" porn fans don't want to watch unerotic wanna-be art films with unattractive whores, terrible lighting, bad camera work, and stupid concepts only homos could think up.



I don't doubt these swooping-bangs douchebags love their alt.porn. Unfortunately for the idiots at Vivid, most of these toilet bags are tech savvy, and this is how the alt.porn consumer works:

1. One alt.porn douchebag either hacks a website and downloads Neu Wave, or asks for $19.95 from Mom & Dad and mails it to Steve Hirsch.

2. Said douchebag then chops the video into 8 or 9 pieces, each under 100MB so it can be uploaded on Rapidshare.

3. Douchebag spends an entire weekend uploading those babies and posting links to them all across the interwebs.

4. Several thousand of his alt.porn douchebag friends spend their weekends downloading and re-attaching those files. For his effort, all the downloads earn him a free Rapidshare account, which I see costs about 50 Euros a year.

Think I'm kidding? Rapidshare promotes copyright infringement so blatantly, no European bank will process credit card transactions for them. They advertise something like 4 petabytes of storage (isn't that 1,000,000 GB?), that's got to be the gross output of all porn producers worldwide for the last 10 years plus more.

oh yeah, and step 5: Vivid and the other Cro Magnons sit on their hands for a month before lodging a complaint. Witin a week's time, some other douchebag alt.porn fan has compressed the files so they have a different bitprint, and reposted them...another month goes by. One sale for alt.porn...missed out on 1,999 others.