Well, since the Dems seem hell bent on nominating a guy who cannot possibly win the General in November, and since America is not going to elect a guy named "Mitt" (Sorry, this ain't the 19th century, Rutherford,) it looks like the next President of the United States will be John McCain.

The downside of this is that he will most likely appoint Rudy Attorney General, which is almost as frightening as making him President.