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Things really have come full circle. Now love is the only drug I need. I'm through with the Viagra. I'm almost finished the Levitra. My Enzyte capsules aren't kicking in anymore. My Herbal Vivid dietary supplement that was a free sample at the AVN awards 3 years ago sits idle in my pantry. I'm confusing my Cialis pills with my sciatica pills. My Yohimbe is down to nothing. My Horny Goat Weed is now the brand of medical pot I buy from Ashmoon caregivers (Brian Surewood helped start this business so buy your medicine here, stoners). The only thing I have lots of are my Maximum Pills which help my pathetic loads seem a little less pathetic due to zinc, L-Arginine, Panax Ginseng Extract, and Catuba Bark Extracat. They happen to be on sale through www.brandoniron.com. Cough, cough. Now where's Hillary when you need some Tribulus terrestris, eh?? Where is she? Vegas, that's where!



That 5'2", pint-sized porner spiked my drink at the Venetian with ruffies and date-raped me up in Sex Z Pictures luxurious penthouse suite. Details cannot be divulged and there is a lawsuit pending. If things go my way, and I'm sure they will, I will be the new owner of Upload, Pink Panthers, and some title concerning Creamy Stinkstars.

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