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While a real person has no obligation to be funny and entertaining, a character or hate-bot does.



And that's just it: I can think of several different ways he could have taken the Mr. Sparkle character, each of them funny. Sadly, Frankie took none of those routes.

Worse, by far, was the Lockwoodian post count. It's one thing to try out a character and have it suck. It's an altogether different thing to do so while beating folks over the head with a sledgehammer.