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#297191 - 01/29/08 08:06 AM Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Hyde Offline
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22, done some modelling, currently attending ASU, most likely to follow in fellow alum Courtney Simpson's footsteps.





21, only had sex with one guy, says she's only had 3 orgasms, least likely convert and thus most strokeworthy imo.





18, cocktease, says I can put her on the internet if she doesn't have to get naked [ what's the fucking point? ].






19, my best friend's little sister, known her since she was 8, 'nuff said.








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#297192 - 01/29/08 11:37 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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18, cocktease, says I can put her on the internet if she doesn't have to get naked [ what's the fucking point? ].









Who is she and is there a link to her myspace?
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#297193 - 01/29/08 01:33 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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yes lets corrupt this cocktease and make her a full fladge whore 6 months later

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#297194 - 01/29/08 01:46 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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19, my best friend's little sister, known her since she was 8, 'nuff said.




I'd figure this guy will soon be your ex-best friend once he finds out you put his kid sis's pic on a porn board.
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#297195 - 01/29/08 01:50 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
have2cit Offline
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pffft, he doesn't have any friends. Here is the corrected title of this thread:

Girls I stalk that I want to see do porn

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#297196 - 01/29/08 04:59 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Girls I stalk that I want to see do porn










Girls from softcore I'd like to see in porn:

Beverly Lynne
Misty Mundae

Remove Jacy Andrews from the list since she's made the move ...
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#297197 - 01/29/08 05:01 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

19, my best friend's little sister, known her since she was 8, 'nuff said.




I'd figure this guy will soon be your ex-best friend once he finds out you put his kid sis's pic on a porn board.




For all you know his friend might me the more interested in seeing her in porn of the two ...
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#297198 - 01/29/08 05:19 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Beverly Lynne
Misty Mundae






I've never understood the appeal of Mistry Mundae. Whores I'd like to see in porn:

1). Iva Franks Singer
2). Shilpa Shetty
3). Heather Carolin
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#297199 - 01/29/08 05:27 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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creepy meter x10
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#297200 - 01/29/08 05:43 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I like her, too!


EDIT:
[Heather Carolin, for the uninitiated]



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Edited by Fatman - Act III (01/29/08 05:46 PM)
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#297201 - 01/29/08 05:56 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Quote:

For all you know his friend might me the more interested in seeing her in porn of the two ...




Yeah, but let's take a look at this part of his comment about her:

Quote:

known her since she was 8, 'nuff said.




and put it side by side with something he said in the Hate Thread earlier today:

Quote:

Kids have tighter pussies.




Disturbing, really disturbing.
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#297202 - 01/29/08 06:03 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Tying those together was genius. What a sicko.
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#297203 - 01/29/08 06:30 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Quote:



I like her, too!


EDIT:
[Heather Carolin, for the uninitiated]





Thank you Fatty. I love the redheads.
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#297204 - 01/29/08 07:13 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Blue Offline
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Posts: 464
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Quote:



I like her, too!


EDIT:
[Heather Carolin, for the uninitiated]






The thing about redheads is you don't see many just OK ones. They're either hot as hell or ugly. This one falls into the hot as hell category.
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#297205 - 01/29/08 07:35 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Tying those together was genius. What a sicko.





Not really. I've just always wanted to meet Chris Hansen so I could ask what kind of styling gel he favors. But I know you and Moron relish the opportunity to feign moral outrage on the porn forum, so you're welcome.
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#297206 - 01/29/08 07:56 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
gia jordan Offline
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I'd like to see my facialist lady do milf porn. Too bad I don't have pics.
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#297207 - 01/29/08 08:03 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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But I know you and Moron relish the opportunity to feign moral outrage on the porn forum, so you're welcome.




You love the attention, Hyde.

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#297208 - 01/29/08 08:07 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

But I know you and Moron relish the opportunity to feign moral outrage on the porn forum, so you're welcome.




You love the attention, Hyde.




As do you.
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#297209 - 01/29/08 08:11 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Who's giving me attention?

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#297210 - 01/29/08 08:15 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
gia jordan Offline
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Who says just because you love something, you get it?
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#297211 - 01/29/08 08:24 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I just tricked you into giving me some then.

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#297212 - 01/29/08 08:28 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
gia jordan Offline
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which goes to show that you're even a bigger attn whore than hyde.
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#297213 - 01/29/08 08:45 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Get a room...or a suite...

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#297214 - 01/29/08 09:15 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:



I like her, too!


EDIT:
[Heather Carolin, for the uninitiated]






The thing about redheads is you don't see many just OK ones. They're either hot as hell or ugly. This one falls into the hot as hell category.




I'm shooting her soon-- hopefully sometime next month. She's only doing solo girl and softcore g/g right now, but that's a step up from the first time we shot her when she wouldn't show pussy at all.
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#297215 - 01/29/08 09:31 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Holly, do your best to pressure her into accepting more explicit work.



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#297216 - 01/30/08 01:07 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Quote:


Girls from softcore I'd like to see in porn:

Misty Mundae






Fatman, try tracking down 'Vampire Strangler'. Your prayers will be partially answered (BJ only).

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#297217 - 01/30/08 01:12 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Quote:


I've never understood the appeal of Misty Mundae. Whores I'd like to see in porn:

1). Iva Franks Singer
2). Shilpa Shetty
3). Heather Carolin




Dream on...she keeps talking about wanting to do a Hollywood movie, yet draws the line at 'lip locking'. Just look at the trouble she got into the last time she kissed an actor. Maybe when India moves out of the Dark Ages, perhaps?

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#297218 - 01/30/08 01:35 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
gia jordan Offline
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I never understood why India is so prude if they invented the Karma Sutra.
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#297219 - 01/30/08 09:29 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
loopnode Offline
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Quote:


1). Iva Franks Singer
2). Shilpa Shetty
3). Heather Carolin




Dream on...she keeps talking about wanting to do a Hollywood movie, yet draws the line at 'lip locking'. Just look at the trouble she got into the last time she kissed an actor. Maybe when India moves out of the Dark Ages, perhaps?






BTW: wouldn't mind seeing Victoria Lagerström in a porn or two either.


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#297220 - 01/30/08 10:03 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

For all you know his friend might me the more interested in seeing her in porn of the two ...




Yeah, but let's take a look at this part of his comment about her:

Quote:

known her since she was 8, 'nuff said.




and put it side by side with something he said in the Hate Thread earlier today:

Quote:

Kids have tighter pussies.




Disturbing, really disturbing.




Like I said before, Hyde is a alt id for Bono One.
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#297221 - 01/30/08 10:27 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Quote:


Girls from softcore I'd like to see in porn:

Misty Mundae






Fatman, try tracking down 'Vampire Strangler'. Your prayers will be partially answered (BJ only).




Thanks! I'll be on watch!!
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#297222 - 01/30/08 03:22 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Quote:

Quote:


18, cocktease, says I can put her on the internet if she doesn't have to get naked [ what's the fucking point? ].









Who is she and is there a link to her myspace?




I agree! who is she?? - some hard dp action will put a smile on her face!
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#297223 - 01/30/08 04:43 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
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some hard dp action will put a smile on her face!




or wipe it from her face. even more
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#297224 - 01/30/08 06:58 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Quote:
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Quote:
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I like her, too!


EDIT:
[Heather Carolin, for the uninitiated]




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The thing about redheads is you don't see many just OK ones. They're either hot as hell or ugly. This one falls into the hot as hell category.


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I'm shooting her soon-- hopefully sometime next month. She's only doing solo girl and softcore g/g right now, but that's a step up from the first time we shot her when she wouldn't show pussy at all.

Let's hope she become's nasty as Audrey Hollander
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#297225 - 01/30/08 07:37 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

I'm shooting her soon-- hopefully sometime next month. She's only doing solo girl and softcore g/g right now, but that's a step up from the first time we shot her when she wouldn't show pussy at all.







Holly: You have a habit of making your models look better than they possibly could hope. Heather looks fantasic without the Randall touch. I cannot imagine how great she's going to look thru your lens!

Hopefully you'll post a spicy pic or two!





Oh, you are invited to invent lesbian interplay with her in your story about the spread. It would be much appreciated.
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#297226 - 01/31/08 08:10 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
autopilot Offline
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Registered: 12/04/07
Posts: 65
Yulia Volodymyrivna Tymoshenko, Prime Minister of Ukraine.


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#297227 - 01/31/08 08:15 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Yulia Volodymyrivna Tymoshenko




You KNOW her?
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#297228 - 02/01/08 01:45 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
loopnode Offline
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Claire Forlani. She a major fscking pain in real life and needs to have her dignity extracted.



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#297229 - 02/01/08 02:00 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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She's only 35. She's not aging well.
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#297230 - 02/01/08 02:06 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
gia jordan Offline
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She looks pretty good for 35 to me. Trust me on this.
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#297231 - 02/01/08 04:20 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

She looks pretty good for 35 to me.




She looks very nice. Especially for 35....

Quote:

Trust me on this.




In Gia we trust....
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#297232 - 02/01/08 06:49 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
taint1974 Offline
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Quote:

Claire Forlani. She a major fscking pain in real life and needs to have her dignity extracted.





I remember her being super hot in Mallrats, and why is she a super pain in real life.

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#297233 - 02/01/08 08:52 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Kingfish Offline
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Has there ever been a girl named Claire who wasn't a high-maintenance, stuck-up cunt? Molly Ringwald's character in The Breakfast Club was named Claire. And like all high-maintenance, stuck-up cunts, she went for the impoverished bad-boy.
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#297234 - 02/01/08 08:58 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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#297235 - 02/01/08 09:11 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
loopnode Offline
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Posts: 7322
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Quote:


I remember her being super hot in Mallrats, and why is she a super pain in real life.




Quote:

Has there ever been a girl named Claire who wasn't a high-maintenance, stuck-up cunt?




Add to that list impossible to work with.
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#297236 - 02/01/08 09:17 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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The only Claire I've ever known personally dated, married and divorced one of my good friends from College. All I can say is: What a cunt.

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#297237 - 02/01/08 09:26 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Quote:

Claire Forlani. She a major fscking pain in real life and needs to have her dignity extracted.





Wasn't she one of those 'It' girls in Premiere or Details about a dozen years ago like Gretchen Mol and she probably thought she would have a Resse Witherspoon or Julia Roberts like career arc. Now that she is on the north side of 35, stuck playing mothers to teenage and maybe even adult-aged children, she must be a bitter old twat. I feel for you, loopnode.
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#297238 - 02/02/08 06:08 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
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Quote:

Has there ever been a girl named Claire who wasn't a high-maintenance, stuck-up cunt? Molly Ringwald's character in The Breakfast Club was named Claire. And like all high-maintenance, stuck-up cunts, she went for the impoverished bad-boy.




Claire Robbins was a good whore. I always like to see the chicks that look like someone you'd see at the Baskin-Robins or in a community college class taking dick for cash.
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#297239 - 02/02/08 09:58 AM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Has there ever been a girl who wasn't high-maintenance?




Fixed.

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#297240 - 02/03/08 05:18 PM Re: Girls I know that I want to see do porn
D_Arango Offline
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Hey loop please elaborate a little bit more on why forlani is a pain in the ass...I've always had a crush on that girl for as long as i can remember...the fact that she is a bitch adds stroke value...
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