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#297136 - 01/28/08 09:42 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Wrestles and Kills an Anaconda
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Perhaps he is now strong enough for TTBOY
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#297138 - 01/29/08 07:00 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Wrestles and Kills an Anaconda
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Was this the 2nd scene in "He's 1/3 My Height"?
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#297139 - 01/29/08 08:07 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Wrestles and Kills an Anaconda
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For future reference, BI, the shillelagh is the traditional Wacking Day weapon of choice.
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#297142 - 02/01/08 12:55 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Wrestles and Kills an Anaconda
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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just flail around and shake the tentacles.
Sadly these appear to be similar instructions to when a girl is booked to work a scene with Ryan Knox.
Speaking of which Fatman, might I suggest you check out the Paulina James episode (Number 4) over at Sexed Up Superheroines?
Knox (in a non-sex role, as per usual) plays a hapless guy pinned to the ground by a large weight, which 'Cobalt Chick' (Paulina James) effortlessly lifts off of him. Then she is attacked by Dr. Steele and drops the weight back on Ryan.
So to recap: Knox can't get up and begs the female talent for help with his problem, but ultimately is still unable to get up.
Talk about art imitating life...Steve Steele should change his name to Steve Iron(y). 
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#297143 - 02/01/08 01:07 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Wrestles and Kills an Anaconda
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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That was a fun day.
I shot camera for both of her following sex scenes with Steeve Steele and Mike Hash(Aluminum Foil Guy).
She was still fairly brand new then.
Oh the budding youth 
Edited by RyanKnox (02/01/08 01:08 PM)
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#297144 - 02/01/08 01:09 PM
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Damnit, guys, I thought we agreed not to use the "R" word anymore, like we do with S*&%tt. Now look what you've done.
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#297147 - 02/01/08 01:26 PM
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The only snakes I want to see in my porn is a black snake going up some white whores anus.
Gluteus maximus = Tritone? 
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#297149 - 02/01/08 03:59 PM
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Of course, Ryan, I understand why you defend Gluteus and Tritone. We all need somebody to look up to. Don't you worry none, Little Buddy. Someday, you'll suck just as badly as the big boys.
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#297151 - 02/01/08 04:16 PM
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Ryan, you try to wage war with everybody on the board and come up smelling like cow turds each time. Truthfully, I'm one of the people who doesn't take the time out to slam you at your every appearance. It's just no fun beating up on a mental and moral cripple.
I suppose I should give you credit for trying: Like Sysyphus, you keep coming back for more.
<Leans back and waits while Ryan googles "Sysyphus" >
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#297152 - 02/01/08 04:27 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Wrestles and Kills an Anaconda
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Sorry, Jim. You shouldn't have put it on a platter. Learn from the Master and make loser idiots earn it like I had done here: Quote:
Thus is my sad tale, my incessant torment, my endless punishment, like Σίσυφος before me
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#297154 - 02/01/08 04:34 PM
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Nah, you just made Ryan check his body for new sores.
Well, then, he'll be at it for a few hours so it worked.
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#297155 - 02/01/08 05:36 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#297157 - 02/01/08 07:07 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Wrestles and Kills an Anaconda
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Is that what you tell the twinks when they cut in line in front of the bears at your gangbangs? 
I usually dont make posts just to give someone props on what they said. But fuck that was a nice one, Gia. 
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#297159 - 02/01/08 08:18 PM
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its true that ryana neverpops is the stinkiest performer in the biz?
Male and Female.
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#297160 - 02/02/08 02:57 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Wrestles and Kills an Anaconda
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Age before beauty guys.
Is that what you tell the twinks when they cut in line in front of the bears at your gangbangs?
Its what I say to you old fucks to gear you up for natural causes.
Trolls.
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