let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, misha schpaarkoo. if you're hell bent on doing up the whole jap character shtick, it'd be a damn sight more tolerable if you did it right. "san" is a polite title you tack on to the end of a name (which doing so would in essence defeat your post's point), "son" is a parent's male offspring. do your research and humiliation will have a tougher time finding you lurking in the shadows.