Aw so xpters.I am Mr Sparkle.I bring you much information about Chistian son.My geisha say in Strap Attack 5 he eat his own cum and he like it.Also in new Strap Attack he wear ballerina outfit.Me no he gay but no know he cross dresser too.Could possible be strap on is gateway drug?Could he be next John Stagliano with his own tranny empire?World really is place.

Oh brother.

You watch video trailer to see.Me no want to see because me no like men in drag or eat own cum.

I'm going to pass on the trailer because I don;t go for that shit either.

Enjoy your visit here, for however long it lasts.

Me no leave anytime soon.Xpt good place for porn discussion.I no break rules.I watch xpt for many months and see Christian and Kurt Lockwood very popular targets for comedy.Me no have advanced sexuality but me wonder why Christian no mention his strap on work in his blog.No be shame Christian.If you like rubber dick in anus may you have many more to enjoy.

Uh. An alt-ID/hatebot with intentional, painful, bad english.



Go away.

Fatman please no be mad at me.Me so sorry me no have good english.Me spend much more hour chasing school girl than me practice english.

I'd like to say he'll only last a week. Sadly, the careers of LOCG and That's-What-She-Said-Before-I-Wiped-That-Smirk-Off-Her-Face would seem to prove otherwise.

Looks like we're stuck with him for a while. There's your answer, fishbulb.

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Christian do you like dress in pretty costumes for personal life?Also please start posting about your strap on work in blog.Me think more Shy girls no show you Love.

I would like to see some pics of that...and I'll get the 2 item combo with fried rice please.

He play dress up in Starp Attack movies.Go to tranny angel site to download.Yes 2 item combo come with rice and side of creamofsomeyoungguy.You like?

yeah, joey put me in a tutu while flower was wearing a business suit....what can you do? the money is good. and I havent talked about strapon scenes in my blog because I haven't done one yet. that should be obvious

"How in the world can I date a girl who didn't graduate high school, smokes marijuana religiously, has $45.65 in her checking account, and has no idea what countries fought in WW2 (generic history example)?"

You very uptight but imagine girl and why she want to fuck in closet bi guy?You used be gay porn star yet claim you straight.It no matter how much you like women you still bi.

"He is a great still photographer, and actually tried to get out of the business and switch to wedding photography (which pays better and reduces your exposure to possible staph infections......a win-win situation!), but soon came back to the business a few months back. "

If he such great photographer why he come back?

"After the scene is when I hit the gym, and had a great phone call with Lisa Ann, the owner of Lisa Ann's Talent Management, who is a good friend of mine, and someone who I have a lot in common with. I actually get along very well with most of the agency owners. and Chris Foxxx has always had my back when ignorant girls try to cancel scenes with me."

Yes you both like penis.And ignorant mean girl no want risk aids or new gay std that surface recently?

I hope the MrSparkle virus does not infect the entire message board.

I think he is fixated on me. Get in line my friend, get in line.

Go away, Mr. Sparkle. Talk in English, at least or please, please, please go away.

I have to admit that this Sparkle guy is some of the funniest stuff I have read in awhile. Care to join me in my "making Willie D wear a monkey suit" exploits Sparkle? You seem like someone I should ally with. You, ancient Chinese wisdom. Me, the dark side of the force. I think we have something.

Too little, too late, as always.

let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, misha schpaarkoo. if you're hell bent on doing up the whole jap character shtick, it'd be a damn sight more tolerable if you did it right. "san" is a polite title you tack on to the end of a name (which doing so would in essence defeat your post's point), "son" is a parent's male offspring. do your research and humiliation will have a tougher time finding you lurking in the shadows.