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Not as tough as STD planning, eh?

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So go fuck yourself.

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Damnedest thing. I went to get in line, to do just that, but your mom was there first.

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WIT
synonyms wit humor irony sarcasm satire repartee mean a mode of expression intended to arouse amusement. WIT suggests the power to evoke laughter by remarks showing verbal felicity or ingenuity and swift perception especially of the incongruous <a playful wit>. HUMOUR implies an ability to perceive the ludicrous, the comical, and the absurd in human life and to express these usually without bitterness <a sense of humor>. IRONY applies to a manner of expression in which the intended meaning is the opposite of what is seemingly expressed <the irony of the title>. SARCASM applies to expression frequently in the form of irony that is intended to cut or wound <given to heartless sarcasm>. SATIRE applies to writing that exposes or ridicules conduct, doctrines, or institutions either by direct criticism or more often through irony, parody, or caricature <a satire on the Congress>. REPARTEE implies the power of answering quickly, pointedly, or wittily <a dinner guest noted for repartee>.

Now you know how it's supposed to work, you can actually play along!