this is so dumb. who the fuck cares if I was a fag with you? would saying it's true make you stop boring people?

and your information about me being from the "wrong side of the tracks" is wrong. Newton, Massachusetts. Look it up. It's Beverly Hills with wood houses and better bagels.

God, this clown sure has a thing for me, don't he? I know I'm a captavating guy and all, but this is bordering on StalkerVille. Should I just give him my address and let him come and kill me then fuck my dead body then eat my dead body then throw me up and shalack me as dead puke? I'm willing to take one for the team. Just say the word folks.

Your Hero, Scott Fayner.