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#296694 - 01/25/08 07:34 AM Kathleen's point of view was....
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
TAKE WHATEVER she could grab


Deborah was a Catholic girl
she held out till the bitter end
Carla was a different type
she's the one who put it in
Mary was a black girl
I was afraid of a girl like that
Suzen painted pictures
sitting down like a Buddha sat

Reno was a nameless girl
a geographic memory
Cathy was a Jesus freak
she liked that kind of misery
Vicki had a special way
of turning sex into a song
Kamala, who couldn't sing,
kept the beat and kept it strong

Zilla was an archetype
the voodoo queen, the queen of wrath
Joan thought men were second best
to masturbating in a bath
Sherry was a feminist
she really had that gift of gab
Kathleen's point of view was this
take whatever you can grab

Seattle was another girl
who left her mark upon the map
Karen liked to tie me up
and left me hanging by a strap
Jeannie had a nightclub walk
that made grown men feel underage
Mariella, who had a son,
said I must go, but finally stayed

Gloria, the last taboo
was shattered by her tongue one night
Mimi brought the taboo back
and held it up before the light
Marilyn, who knew no shame,
was never ever satisfied
Julie came and went so fast
she didn't even say goodbye

Rhonda had a house in Venice
lived on brown rice and cocaine
Patty had a house in Houston
shot cough syrup in her veins
Linda thought her life was empty
filled it up with alcohol
Katherine was much too pretty
she didn't do that shit at all

Pauline thought that love was simple
turn it on and turn it off
Jean-Marie was complicated
like some French filmmaker's plot
Gina was the perfect lady
always had her stockings straight
Jackie was a rich punk rocker
silver spoon and a paper plate

Sarah was a modern dancer
lean pristine transparency
Janet wrote bad poetry
in a crazy kind of urgency
Tanya Turkish liked to f***
while wearing leather biker boots
Brenda's strange obsession
was for certain vegetables and fruit

Rowena was an artist's daughter
the deeper image shook her up
Dee Dee's mother left her father
took his money and his truck
Debbie Rae had no such problems
perfect Norman Rockwell home
Nina, 16, had a baby
left her parents, lived alone
Bobbi joined a New Wave band
changed her name to Bobbi Sox
Eloise, who played guitar,
sang songs about whales and cops
Terri didn't give a shit
was just a nihilist
Ronnie was much more my style
cause she wrote songs just like this
Jezebel went forty days
drinking nothing but Perrier
Dinah drove her Chevrolet
into the San Francisco Bay
Judy came from Ohio
she's a Scientologist
Amaranta, here's a kiss
I chose you to end this list.




Someone insert XPT chicks and porn whores into these lyrics....I love this song, brings back many memories.....
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#296695 - 01/25/08 07:53 AM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Thx, d'b. enjoyed it.
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#296696 - 01/25/08 07:58 AM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Thnx fatty, I am here to help....Which refrain would everyone put Gigi in? Ceara? holly? Gia J? teagan?

"Gigi's strange obsession was for certain Vegetables and Fruit!" .... kinda works, dontcha think???
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#296697 - 01/25/08 08:30 AM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Gigi came from Ohio
She's an anal-ologist

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#296698 - 01/25/08 08:42 AM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Gigi came from Ohio
She's an anal-ologist








Boing! boing!
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#296699 - 01/25/08 09:44 AM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Gigi inspired me to put forth a first effort:


Gigi is from Ohio. She's an anal-ologist.
PinUp is a "BarnYard" pup. Cum on her face, she'll get pissed.

Gia doesn't look her age. She'll be hot at sixty-five.
Mia hasn't been around. I wonder if she's still alive.

Ceara might have ugly feet. But, cash is paid to see her toes.
Cassandra was her little friend. But, now they seem mere distant foes.

Hottie Teagan is real dumb. Brain as plastic as her tits.
No one likes BI's new girls. Ugly, fat and rife with zits.

Sierra stole from Blockbuster. Now she says porno's to blame.
Kara Mynor changed to Bare. Now she has another name.

Holly Randall is real sweet. She's the dreamy girl-next-door.
Ashton I could do without. That is one damn ugly whore.

SooperG likes Ronnie Jett. She posts asshole pics for him.
Robbye Bentley got real fat. And, she wasn't that cute slim.

Moxxie Maddron loves her Ducks, though champions they'll never be.
I enjoyed when Gen was here. I wonder if she still drinks pee?



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#296700 - 01/25/08 10:02 AM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Gigi inspired me to put forth a first effort:


Gigi is from Ohio. She's an anal-ologist.
PinUp is a "BarnYard" pup. Cum on her face, she'll get pissed.

Gia doesn't look her age. She'll be hot at sixty-five.
Mia hasn't been around. I wonder if she's still alive.

Ceara might have ugly feet. But, cash is paid to see her toes.
Cassandra was her little friend. But, now they seem mere distant foes.

Hottie Teagan is real dumb. Brain as plastic as her tits.
No one likes BI's new girls. Ugly, fat and rife with zits.

Sierra stole from Blockbuster. Now she says porno's to blame.
Kara Mynor changed to Bare. Now she has another name.

Holly Randall is real sweet. She's the dreamy girl-next-door.
Ashton I could do without. That is one damn ugly whore.

SooperG likes Ronnie Jett. She posts asshole pics for him.
Robbye Bentley got real fat. And, she wasn't that cute slim.

Moxxie Maddron loves her Ducks, though champions they'll never be.
I enjoyed when Gen was here. I wonder if she still drinks pee?









Thats pretty good
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#296701 - 01/25/08 10:05 AM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Great Imagery. Lousy Meter.

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#296702 - 01/25/08 03:17 PM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Holy shit, 88 Lines About 44 Women by The Nails from their Mood Swing album. I've actually got this on vinyl. I haven't heard this song on the radio in about 20 years.
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#296703 - 02/03/08 06:12 PM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 220
Quote:

Gigi inspired me to put forth a first effort:


Gigi is from Ohio. She's an anal-ologist.
PinUp is a "BarnYard" pup. Cum on her face, she'll get pissed.

Gia doesn't look her age. She'll be hot at sixty-five.
Mia hasn't been around. I wonder if she's still alive.

Ceara might have ugly feet. But, cash is paid to see her toes.
Cassandra was her little friend. But, now they seem mere distant foes.

Hottie Teagan is real dumb. Brain as plastic as her tits.
No one likes BI's new girls. Ugly, fat and rife with zits.

Sierra stole from Blockbuster. Now she says porno's to blame.
Kara Mynor changed to Bare. Now she has another name.

Holly Randall is real sweet. She's the dreamy girl-next-door.
Ashton I could do without. That is one damn ugly whore.

SooperG likes Ronnie Jett. She posts asshole pics for him.
Robbye Bentley got real fat. And, she wasn't that cute slim.

Moxxie Maddron loves her Ducks, though champions they'll never be.
I enjoyed when Gen was here. I wonder if she still drinks pee?








C'mon!! Never?? Just not this year!!

But!! That was a great poem!!
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#296704 - 02/03/08 09:41 PM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

C'mon!! Never?? Just not this year!!
But!! That was a great poem!!





Thanks!

And, you never know .... the Giants won today so anything is possible ... even the Ducks!
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#296705 - 02/03/08 09:44 PM Re: Kathleen's point of view was....
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Moxxie Maddron loves her Ducks, though champions they'll never be.




C'mon!! Never?? Just not this year!!

But!! That was a great poem!!





Indeed. A swell poem flawed by aspersion cast upon Oregon's lovable Ducks!

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