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#29667 - 06/03/04 03:35 PM
For Scott Fayner's eyes
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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i'm not smelly monkey. cant anyone tell? im a druggy, he's inbred and spiteful.
First off, i am not coming back to posting. I am still on my ghandi like hold out here, its just this is the only forum for which i can reach fayner still. So this is a one off. I had to address the quote above from fayner. I will not take this laying down much like fayner did when we were an item. First things first, HOW can you deny what we had scott?. You are on the fringes of an industry that has had many of its so called straight stars do some not so straight stuff on the side and it isn't classed as that big of a deal, people won't look at you in a different light if you come out with the truth and just admit that at one time you were gay and had a brief but heated relationship with the monkey.
It really hurts me because you know i left my wife and new born child to jump into this crazy little thing called love with a little jewish boy from the wrong side of the tracks named scott hershel fayner. I am not bitter or spiteful i just want closure on this realtionship, something that every person deserves. I mean one day we are laying in bed, your head on my bare chest, playing with my bellybutton hair saying would you do a commitment cermony with you to join us as life partners forever (this was before same sex marriage was legal), then less then a week later i come home to see all your stuff gone, my tv gone and not so much as a letter, i have to go to your site to see that you have fallen for that hussy taylor rain. I don't want you back, i am too proud to take you back, i just want closure. I have to say that karma is a bitch isn't it. As taylor turned right back around on you. Just please grant me closure on this situation, i don't want to drag it out anymore. Just let me know what went wrong?. Was it that you were in denial over your sexuality as i suspect it to be. Just seal this thing up scott, i deserve that much,
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“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#29668 - 06/03/04 03:50 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I missed you Monkey.
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you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#29673 - 06/03/04 08:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Still no response from Fayner. What a surprise. For those still unsure of who is telling the truth i put this to you if any of you see taylor rain at a convention or whatever, go up and ask her does fayner's cum taste like salty pepsi. Her answer will tell the truth. As for smuthutguy this thread is like a purple smiley face with an arthritic wrist, how inspiring and original, it is what i have come to expect from you. I hate you, you deformed two toned penis.
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#29677 - 06/04/04 04:57 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/30/04
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personally, I like Salty Cum Pepsi better than Pepsi Lemon.
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"Some like KK Downing, More than Glen Tipton"
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#29678 - 06/04/04 06:45 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Fayner's avatar is so sad. He's just screaming for attention. 'Look at me, I hang out with pornstars! I'm so cool!' Get a real job asshole. Stop claiming to be a writer.
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#29679 - 06/04/04 09:02 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/25/04
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Hanging out with porn chicks doesn't impress me. Hanging out with Hollywood celebrities such as Pauley Shore. Now, that's impressive.
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#29681 - 06/05/04 04:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay fayner. its all becoming a little clearer now. You used me for my directorial skills and business know how. That explains you following me like a lap dog to every smelly monkey productions shoot and allowing you to not only star in but co direct one of smp's first gay productions, yes folks thats right. This up coming fayner production isn't his first behind the camera. When we release the first volume from our dave pounder with cheese series titled exploring dave's sesame seed buns, watch out for anonymous penis number 3 and for the co directing title at the end of the video and you will all be very surprised. I fucking hate you fayner, you USED me for something other the sex and you have cheapend the smelly monkey productions credibility in the process. I Hate you, I Hate you I Hate you I Hate you (monkey then breaks down and begins to just burst out with tears and has his mouth wide open for one of those really dramatic cries that has no sounds for 10 seconds then lets out a scream in frustration and begins to slide down the wall into a crouched over position where he lays motionless for a good 5 minutes just repeating the name Fayner, laying in a poll of his own dribble and urine he decides to compose himself, have a shower and grab his favorite comfort food where he will watch hours of footage on an overhead projector of the happier times he spent with fayner).
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#29684 - 06/05/04 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Well the titles does say for fayner's eyes and considering it has been about fayner and my realationship from the start and we are both men it's safe to say its gay or contains gay content. YET smuthut keeps on reading it, a lot of people here are gay they just need someone to show them the light or something of equal size and shape of a flash light, monkey is happy to do both. Care to join us smuthutguy?.
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#29685 - 06/05/04 12:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#29686 - 06/05/04 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Sorry smartt, one ebaums gay link per thread, you missed the boat on it. In fact smartt you are now not only banned from posting on any smelly monkey threads but reading them all together. Thats it, (who do i see about banning smartt from reading any of my posts?). Now get your fat ugly brazilian ass off the stage (monkey begins to booooo as smartt drags his stanky ass off the stage with his head down)
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“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#29687 - 06/06/04 08:07 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Smartt, if you're going to steal another site's pic at least have the decency to remove the watermark.
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#29689 - 06/06/04 01:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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this is so dumb. who the fuck cares if I was a fag with you? would saying it's true make you stop boring people?
and your information about me being from the "wrong side of the tracks" is wrong. Newton, Massachusetts. Look it up. It's Beverly Hills with wood houses and better bagels.
God, this clown sure has a thing for me, don't he? I know I'm a captavating guy and all, but this is bordering on StalkerVille. Should I just give him my address and let him come and kill me then fuck my dead body then eat my dead body then throw me up and shalack me as dead puke? I'm willing to take one for the team. Just say the word folks.
Your Hero, Scott Fayner.
Fayner i am in your head. Slowly but surely the monkey has edged his way closer to getting under your skin and now he haunts your dreams, the funniest is watching you try and convience everyone that i don't bother you, as badly as you do. (monkey unzips his pants and flops it out) go on, just touch it, touch it once for good old times.
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“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#29692 - 06/06/04 07:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
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banning is an extreme thing really and there’s always hope he’ll find someone to talk to elsewhere.
banning ain't extreme when you're doing a public service, but it's doubtful stunky will find someone else to talk to besides his blow up doll. hey flunky if you're getting busy counting my posts why not just count the ones where you get knocked out da box by yours truly.  
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#29694 - 02/22/07 08:07 PM
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