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#29636 - 06/03/04 10:22 AM The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION!!!
Smartt Offline
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LISTEN TO THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL HYMN EVER, METALHEADS!

(Click the link and "Save As", to ya non-Internet savvy)

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#29637 - 06/03/04 12:18 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION!!!
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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That was atrocious.
The best metal band is SLAYER,period,end of discussion.
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#29638 - 06/03/04 01:52 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION!!!
Smartt Offline
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That was atrocious.




Atrocious my ass. MY vocals are far better than Tom Araya´s.

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#29639 - 06/03/04 02:49 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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How are we classifying Black Sabbath? Hard Rock or Metal?
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#29640 - 06/03/04 03:57 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Registered: 04/21/04
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It sounded like King Diamond with Angel Long's big toe in his ass.
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#29641 - 06/03/04 04:00 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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How are we classifying Black Sabbath? Hard Rock or Metal?




Fathers of Heavy Metal, maybe. But do we need to classify? To me, Black Sabbath is Fucking Good - period.

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#29642 - 06/03/04 04:21 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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"Hell Awaits" was a masterpiece that could ONLY be topped by the greatest metal record of all time: Reign In Blood... from a lacerated sky, bleeding its horror... c'mon kids, you know the rest...
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#29643 - 06/03/04 04:33 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Slayer put out 4 masterpieces in a row. HELL AWAITS,REIGN IN BLOOD,SOUTH OF HEAVEN & SEASONS OF THE ABYESS. Only Sepultura ( Beneath,Arise,Chaos,Roots) and Metallica (first 4 albums only) could match that.
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#29644 - 06/03/04 04:45 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
Smartt Offline
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Slayer put out 4 masterpieces in a row.




Black Sabbath put out like, 7 in a row.

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#29645 - 06/03/04 04:46 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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"Hell Awaits" was a masterpiece that could ONLY be topped by the greatest metal record of all time: Reign In Blood... from a lacerated sky, bleeding its horror... c'mon kids, you know the rest...




creating my structure... now I shall REIGN IN BLOOD!

Great album indeed.

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#29646 - 06/03/04 05:31 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Slayer is great but to me Black Sabbath is the best( with ozzy ).
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#29647 - 06/03/04 07:48 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Slayer put out 4 masterpieces in a row.




Black Sabbath put out like, 7 in a row.



1.Black Sabbath
2.Paranoid
3.Master of Reality
4.Vol.4
I only counted 4. i would have counted Sabbath,Bloody Sabbath but it only has a handful of good songs. I didnt even bother getting Technical Exctasy or the other album which escapes my mind right now. You can add Maiden with Number of the Beast thru Somewhere in Time. 4 in a row.
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#29648 - 06/03/04 09:01 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Iron Maiden, hands down.

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#29649 - 06/03/04 09:21 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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I always liked Judas Priest, even though later on I discovered Rob Halford is a homo . Early Metallica (Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets) in my opinion is the best. Raw and full of energy.
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#29650 - 06/04/04 02:11 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Hey, did you guys cared to listen to the Massacration song? I want opinions!!!

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#29651 - 06/04/04 06:19 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Without doubt,SLAYER is the best metal band of all time.Noone else even comes close.
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#29652 - 06/04/04 07:41 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Hey, did you guys cared to listen to the Massacration song? I want opinions!!!



1.Vocals too high. Nobody reallys sings in that high pitch style anymore.
2.Production could have been better.
3.Song wasnt heavy enough. It doesnt have to be tuned down to D to sound heavy.
4.Drummer sucked ass.Basic drum beat with no fills whats so ever.
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#29653 - 06/04/04 08:07 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Quote:

Hey, did you guys cared to listen to the Massacration song? I want opinions!!!



1.Vocals too high. Nobody reallys sings in that high pitch style anymore.
2.Production could have been better.
3.Song wasnt heavy enough. It doesnt have to be tuned down to D to sound heavy.
4.Drummer sucked ass.Basic drum beat with no fills whats so ever.




You forgot the fact the the lyrics are in Manglish, as in Mangled English.

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#29654 - 06/04/04 08:11 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Smartt do you just like that group or are you thinking of doing some business with them of some sort?
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#29655 - 06/04/04 08:34 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Smartt do you just like that group or are you thinking of doing some business with them of some sort?




It is a joke band, like Spinal Tap (the difference is that ST is GOOD), and it is me doing the lead vocals.

Here´s another sample (the first one is called "Metal Massacre Attack", btw): Metal Bucetation!

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#29656 - 06/04/04 08:46 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
Smartt Offline
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Here´s another Massacration hit: METAL MILK SHAKE!

Here´s the lyrics:

March! March! March! March!

hot dog
milkshake
sunday
mayday

people
table
walkman
umbrelaaaaaaaaaaa

round one
fight
final lap
start

game over
playstation
atariiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

playback
ketchup
brother
away

marshlellow
o.k.
michael jackson

maclaren, bacon, greatest hits
fax modem, internet, puff, metal
tape deck, I love you, pause, stop
michael jackson aaaaaaaaaaaa

refraib: meeeeetal are the gods, meeeetal are the gods


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#29657 - 06/04/04 10:51 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Quote:

Quote:

Smartt do you just like that group or are you thinking of doing some business with them of some sort?




It is a joke band, like Spinal Tap (the difference is that ST is GOOD), and it is me doing the lead vocals.

Here´s another sample (the first one is called "Metal Massacre Attack", btw): Metal Bucetation!




Do you have a really cool metal wardrobe for performances? Do your amps go to 11?
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#29658 - 06/04/04 04:28 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
Sergio T. Offline
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I always liked Judas Priest, even though later on I discovered Rob Halford is a homo . Early Metallica (Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets) in my opinion is the best. Raw and full of energy.



Priest rules. Screaming For Vengence is a classic. Can wait for the new album. Ozzfest is going rock with Sabbath,Priest,Slayer,Slipknot etc.
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#29659 - 06/05/04 06:18 PM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION!!!
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the only people who listen to death metal are fat ,ugly people who were sexually abused as children by their fathers. There was an international poll on it in 92 and 87% of listens to that genre of music fit that title.


In other news smartt makes andre the giant look like brad pitt.
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#29660 - 06/07/04 02:14 AM Re: The best metal band in the world: MASSACRATION
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Registered: 06/06/04
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Greatest thrash album ever = REIGN IN BLOOD

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