I personally love proving Willie wrong on everything. The f289(a) is an adult victim charge.

The minor charges are:

f289(i) SEX PENETRATION WITH FOREIGN OBJECT:VICTIM UNDER 16 YEARS
f289(h) SEXUAL PENETRATION WITH FOREIGN OBJECT:VICTIM UNDER 18 YEARS

Those rants are funny shit. Watch out Christian, Skeeter is going to beat you for the premature hair loss crown.