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The dream of every man to ever step in a fraternity house has come true.


Speak for yourself, Wanker Dan! I don't want to have anything to do with fraternity houses.

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...A-Bomb, ...Porno Dan,...


A-Bomb --> Ass-Bomb?
Porno Dan --> known around campus for his enormous collection of porn and for never getting any pussy (or ass).

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There will be no Debate that we will Celebrate, Procreate and makes girls Masturbate in 2008. This is our Year!....World.


What's with all the capitals? Pathetic tossers!

Indeed:
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.