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#296188 - 01/22/08 02:12 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
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I'd eat that ass till my face turned brown.
Easy now... I know you can't catch the black. I am talking about feces.
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#296191 - 01/22/08 07:54 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Who knew Flava Flav had an agency?
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#296192 - 01/23/08 07:26 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Feh.
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Amo i Gemelli!! 
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#296199 - 01/25/08 07:25 AM
Re: Parke Allen
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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C'mon, now. You are resembling that white cat who only eats Fancy Feast gourmet cat food. Eat a little Spam, ok? It's good for you.
Nope. I'm holding out for the good stuff or doing without. Easier options don't influence my "tastes". I wouldn't turn to guys if stuck in prison. Even though I'm quite obese & isolated & mentally ill, I do get offers from women. They tend not to match up with my desires, so I politely pass on the offers. Top shelf or nothing. I'd rather enjoy the memories of single malt and a fine Cuban than drink bad wine and a cheap cig, too.
It's likely that my days of highly attractive women are over. And, I rather do without. Memories and fantasies aren't so bad. Unattractive women don't become more attractive to me based on my inability to get those more attractive.
BI: There's no reason you cannot get attractive women to suck cock on film - white or black. They exist. I download them all the time.
Lexi Belle wasn't that long ago in your past, for example.
You're either being cheap or lazy or jaded beyond measure. Likely - and sadly - the last is most likely.
And, Spam isn't good for anyone.
Dean: Sucking cock on film/tape doesn't make a woman more attractive. A dog sucking a cock is still a dog. If the woman isn't attractive outside of porn, she isn't worthwhile in it.
I've dated 2 black women in my life, and I wouldn't give Parke the time of day. She isn't remotely cute.
Some of my "favorites" in porn are women I noticed as attractive outside of porn first. Sarah Bellomo [Roxanne Blaze] and Jacy Andrews come to mind immediately. The whole point is, "WOW! Someone who looks like THAT is doing PORN!"
While I couldn't WAIT to get Paris Hilton's blowjob, I didn't waste any time searching for Chyna's or Amy Fisher's.
I prefer a "bad" Shauna Grant scene to anything with the more energetic "Miss" Sharon Mitchell. I can't jerk off to Sharon Mitchell or Linda Lovelace or Gloria Spelvin or Michelle Aston or Sandra Romain or BellaDonna or any other UNATTRACTIVE porn queen past or present.
I find unattractive women wholly unerotic.
I moved from Playboy to porn when girls with Playboy faces started to appear in porn. Hail Shauna Grant and Brigitte Lahaie and Ginger Lynn and Traci Lords and Olinka Hardimman and Savannah and Racquel Darrian and Roxanne Blaze and Gauge and Felix Vicious and Lexi Mathews and Casey Parker and Lexi Belle and .... *
Bottom line: Cute rules! It fucking RULES!!
* - while I missed MANY in my impromptu quick list, enhancements disqualified some I collect. Teagan and "Mirage", for example. I loved Mirage. 
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#296200 - 01/25/08 07:34 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I agree with you! Listen, I've worked with Mirage before she became Briana Banks. She's off the market and has been for years. I've hired Teagan. She's great! She took a contract and is not available at this time as far as I know. I don't know her status this minute and if there's a way to hire her, great.
I update www.loadmymouth.com three times a week. You'll get sexy Lexi Belle but I'm going to force feed you other scamps, too. Want Bobbi Star? She's there! Faye Valentine (who now only works with her boyfriend)? She's there, too. Bree "AVN Best New Starlet" Olson. She's waiting on her knees and only one click away.
Don't kick Nicara to the curb, I say! Let her eat cum!
The site isn't called maximmagazine.com, ok? It's meeting and greeting new tarts who are so new they still recall how they got into the business. I'm not taking any chances that any drugs or alcohol take hold and cloud memories. I'm documenting the truth and I challenge you to rise past Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men and indeed handle it.
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#296204 - 01/26/08 11:14 AM
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Registered: 03/19/06
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dammit, u need to warn ur next time. and change her name to Shaniqua Jones so we can make an inference on race next time. sneaky mofo
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#296205 - 01/26/08 05:02 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Acceptable "nice looking black lady" example:
Beautiful and funny as fuck in Clueless.
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#296207 - 01/27/08 10:47 AM
Re: Parke Allen
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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You can either live on Fantasy Island with Mr. Rourke and Tattoo or you can live in Reality, USA. I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened (plane crash in the Andes, no food), you'd just live on wishing about the perfect rump roast instead of cannabilizing a less-than-perfect passenger like Parke Allen and enjoying real rump roast.
Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
Da plane! Da plane!
Enjoy your fantasy and don't follow in Herve's footsteps...
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#296208 - 01/27/08 10:48 AM
Re: Parke Allen
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/07/05
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Hottest black chick of all time-Leila Arcieri!
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#296209 - 01/27/08 01:06 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened...
Umm, BI, they did happen. Look it up. 
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#296211 - 01/27/08 06:44 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened...
Umm, BI, they did happen. Look it up.
I misspoke. My point was I don't want to fly over the Andes. Thank you.
Christian: Jada Fire is up at www.covermyface.com. Marie Luv is up at www.loadmymouth.com. You can't have every girl in every scene at every site. Like you, I stay as busy as I can, man. I'm a struggling sole proprietor and will always find a way to keep things going. I've managed to do things my way for a few years now and it suits me fine. I may not earn a high scene rate; I do still work by donation but it's usually fun to keep things that way. I was a load dumper today and had a great time. Now give up that Shyla Stylz scene to me, please. I'd like to get to work with her before I finish the book I'm reading. I'm nearly at Chapter 11.
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#296213 - 01/27/08 08:12 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Registered: 07/05/05
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened...
Umm, BI, they did happen. Look it up.
I misspoke. My point was I don't want to fly over the Andes. Thank you.
Christian: Jada Fire is up at www.covermyface.com. Marie Luv is up at www.loadmymouth.com. You can't have every girl in every scene at every site. Like you, I stay as busy as I can, man. I'm a struggling sole proprietor and will always find a way to keep things going. I've managed to do things my way for a few years now and it suits me fine. I may not earn a high scene rate; I do still work by donation but it's usually fun to keep things that way. I was a load dumper today and had a great time. Now give up that Shyla Stylz scene to me, please. I'd like to get to work with her before I finish the book I'm reading. I'm nearly at Chapter 11.
if you are trying to get me to believe that you are struggling, i am not buying it. and i have only worked with shyla stylez once in my life. i dont ever work for brazzers, and they seem to be the only people hiring her these days.
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#296215 - 01/28/08 01:41 AM
Re: Parke Allen
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Tritone: JM Productions will be putting out new, longer, previously-unreleased scenes from www.loadmymouth.com soon. I'm jumping back into double discs and hope people like the more in-depth scenes. Some of these girls come in and out so quickly. I made Ava Miller a dvd extra for my February release just because she is so fucking cute. I don't think she did much but -- MAN! -- what a fucking face! Christian: If you are trying to get me to believe that you don't fuck Shyla daily, I am not buying into it. Word on Chris Streams' set today was that she feeds you grapes and you dress up as a Roman emperor and call her your serving wench. Man, that's hardcore. I just want to suck on her toes and get a bj. I am a load dumper again for Jake Malone tomorrow so I'll put in a good word for you! Say hi to SS for me.
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#296217 - 01/28/08 09:11 AM
Re: Parke Allen
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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She eats cum and she fogs a mirror when you hold it up to her mouth so she's in.
If you don't like what's on offer, try elsewhere. Of course, you'll miss out on Hannah West, Eva Angelina, Sativa Rose, Mia Rose, Jordana James, Riley Mason, Paulina James, and Missy Stone, too.
www.loadmymouth.com is the Noah's Ark of cumeaters. I hope to collect 2 of all of them.
Update for Christian: I received 2 e-mails from LA Direct regarding new talent. KC Casablancas and Faith Deluca. Both girls have already been shot for www.loadmymouth.com when they were brand new in the industry and were with different agents. You can't get everyone and I don't try to. I just thought it was funny about the new girl thing. People are recycled in this business all the time.
Perhaps KC and Faith are better performers now as opposed to their first week in the business but I don't think their stories have changed that much. That's half the material, literally, for the www.loadmymouth.com shoots.
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#296219 - 01/28/08 01:36 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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If you don't like what's on offer, try elsewhere. Of course, you'll miss out on Hannah West, Eva Angelina, Sativa Rose, Mia Rose, Jordana James, Riley Mason, Paulina James, and Missy Stone, too.
Paulina James? 
You should be posting pic of Paulina & Mia, etc., and not scaring people away with Parke.
btw, Tritone has NO taste in black woman.
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#296220 - 01/28/08 09:48 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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There is a different girl up at www.loadmymouth.com almost every second day. I would love to post everything all the time but no one cares THAT much. I think there is always a fascination with seeing a girl naked for the first time.
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#296224 - 01/29/08 03:19 PM
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I thought chihuahuas were from Mexico, not Canada. 
One of the wonders of NAFTA.
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#296226 - 01/29/08 05:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Acceptable "nice looking black lady" example:
here's my hot black chick example. i want to lick her clitoris, oris, oris...
so sick of Rhianna, not that she isnt beautiful but she's all over and to played out, but yes gorgeous, I dont know if I would lick her clit, Im very picky about eating pussy, just cause I like women doesnt mean I eat pussy on every girl Im with.
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#296227 - 01/29/08 05:22 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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She goes to my gym and bring like 3 assistants just to hang out and watch her. Not cool.
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#296228 - 01/29/08 05:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm in love with her haircut. i'm so growing out my bangs like that. hotness.
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#296229 - 01/29/08 10:53 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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She goes to my gym and bring like 3 assistants just to hang out and watch her. Not cool.
Why don't you ask to do some squats with her? Then slip her my card and tell her she can make a cool 50 in 15. I'll kick you a 10% finders fee.
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#296233 - 01/30/08 04:05 PM
Re: Parke Allen
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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She goes to my gym and bring like 3 assistants just to hang out and watch her. Not cool.
See she's a jerkoff. 
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