You can either live on Fantasy Island with Mr. Rourke and Tattoo or you can live in Reality, USA. I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened (plane crash in the Andes, no food), you'd just live on wishing about the perfect rump roast instead of cannabilizing a less-than-perfect passenger like Parke Allen and enjoying real rump roast.

Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
Da plane! Da plane!

Enjoy your fantasy and don't follow in Herve's footsteps...