Buttwoman is all about the BUTT first and therefore the babe it belongs to second supercedes the sex acts third. To smut, the series revolves around das booty, butt if the babe doesn’t have the overall package, my scrotum pole generally won’t pay attention. Brianna Love already caught my carnal eye elsewhere in the gonzo abyss and the last several incarnations of Buttwoman haven’t given me pause enough to praise like this, and that’s the sign of the pornography beyond the pale for me. Just watch the bonus scenes of Buttwomen past like Tianna, Belladonna, and Tiffany Mynx in her prime. Ancient history just doesn’t compare, the proof is in the palm pudding.
I’ve already thought about it too much, and porn is all about feeling, and seeing is always believing so here it goes …. first 20 minutes including the intro plus the bonus footage were absolutely amazing because the focus was on the BUTT, looking at it, studying it, bewitched by it, fixated on dat ass.
Brianna & Sunny: Lots of dreamy ass shaking, hip swaying strutting, poolside under the warm Cali sun, tease baby, tease. Sunny Lane and Brianna rubbing wet bikini asses together is pure meat beating bliss. Shake that money maker, that’s all I wanna see when it cums to Brianna’s gluteous maximus rex, the sex is merely a bonus. Her insatiable sexual appetite belies her endearing side however this Buttwoman can do anything and any true ass worshipper worth his spilt salt should should intuitively know that already. The guido gorilla Lee Stone poles both Sunny and Brianna in a hotter n hell threesome to end this glorious segment. This is definitely the best Sunny Lane has ever looked and performed as well.
Brianna & Jada: Just doesn’t work like a whopper with prime rib, or Dom Perignon with Mad Dog. I hate squirt antics. Makes me really break out the ol’ raincoat. Lol.
Brianna & Carmella: Brianna Love her badass self struts that hella-butt up a steep driveway in red slut boots, nipples defiantly pointing through red fishnet mini dress. Carmella Bing awaits inside in black fishnet bodysuit and platform heels and riding crop to discipline. The brilliant setting sun and shadow cast accents on the fishnet clad bods writhing slyph-like to be boffed by some meat puppet that I don’t hate.
Brianna Strip Bar: 5 guy blow bang with numerous loads popped on dat ass and face. Would’ve loved to see more of her dance routine instead. Why anybody still hires Dick nursing home Nasty is beyond reason.
Brianna Poolside: The rapturous visions of Brianna and her best ASSet floating around the pool on a infltable raft like it’s cloud 9 is heaven on earth. She eventually gets dat ass fucked by Mr. Pete in the best scene on the dvd. Good god-like doggy dogg style angles. Then she gets up with load splat still on her booty and runs down the hill to check the mail giving free show to the lucky few drivers passing by because Buttwoman can do anything with those plushy ass pillows. I don’t really need to see a gaping anus or deep inside a woman’s pussy, let there be some mystery. [Elegant Angel]

did brianna love win any awards this year? if not, that's a damn shame because she does good work.

She sure as hell did. Brianna was awarded the Juiciest gluteous of the year for 07 in Fox by el smutanico, bro.

I like how we chose alot of the same stills for our respective reviews, Smut. I guess great minds really do think (or even jerk off) alike.

Ew. That was gay.