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for the last couple of weeks, someone has been poisoning my new-ish trees on my tree lawn by dumping rock salt around the trunks. last night, this escalated to pouring saltwater on the trees and the soil. no other houses in my neighborhood, just mine. what the fuck? if that motherfucker touches my lilacs, there will be blood. we filed a police report today. stupid, i guess. but annoying. that's all.



Does this work on palm trees? Fuckers have blocked a fantastic beach view for a couple of years now...
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