Willie, you always seemed like a cool guy, but you have to end this now. What you see as a harmless crush is much more than that to Darth...the young man is in love. You're clearly THE most interesting person in his life. There you are, up on his wall with the likes of both Coreys, JTT, and NSync...you're really leading him on at this point.

He keeps wanting to see you "dance", and I'm afraid that's psycho talk for "I want to wear you around like a skinned Willie suit" (ala my avatar).

So please, for Darth's sake, for your skin's sake, tell him it's over and kick his bitch-ass to the curb....or curb-stomp him, either one will work.

Sincerely,

Vizzle-O-Dizzle