As I have been reading Willie D's posts, I have come to realize something. There is an air of familiarity about them, something I recognize from posters on other forums (movies, music, cars). His posting style is so similar to these guys, who all ultimately came out of the closet on their respective boards, and shouted for all to see: "I'm GAY!!!"

So, it's only a matter of time. It's fine, Willie. It won't change how we feel about you. But I have this theory that you aren't just one of the standard dude-loving homosexuals. You are what I have seen called a mansexual. That is, you love anything that was born with a cock. Regular guys, bodybuilders, bears, twinks, crossdressers, transvestites and she-males; it makes no difference to you. Thus, you earn the term mansexual, as opposed to the standard homosexual.

You probably even dig the look of female-to-male trannies, but are disappointed in their lack of a dick. Though I could understand if you went for one of those, if it would make you feel better about the size of your very small unit. I have heard from someone that it is indeed minuscule. You have my pity and my sympathies, Willie.

Willie, I beg of you...come out of the closet.