As I have been reading Willie D's posts, I have come to realize something. There is an air of familiarity about them, something I recognize from posters on other forums (movies, music, cars). His posting style is so similar to these guys, who all ultimately came out of the closet on their respective boards, and shouted for all to see: "I'm GAY!!!"

So, it's only a matter of time. It's fine, Willie. It won't change how we feel about you. But I have this theory that you aren't just one of the standard dude-loving homosexuals. You are what I have seen called a mansexual. That is, you love anything that was born with a cock. Regular guys, bodybuilders, bears, twinks, crossdressers, transvestites and she-males; it makes no difference to you. Thus, you earn the term mansexual, as opposed to the standard homosexual.

You probably even dig the look of female-to-male trannies, but are disappointed in their lack of a dick. Though I could understand if you went for one of those, if it would make you feel better about the size of your very small unit. I have heard from someone that it is indeed minuscule. You have my pity and my sympathies, Willie.

Willie, I beg of you...come out of the closet.

Willie will delete this like he did last night because he doesn't want word of this getting out. Metalman, you are a very insightful poster. In just a few months, you have said what I have said the entire time.

However, with this post, you have proven yourself a great of these boards. Willie is a mansexual fanboy. That explains his contempt towards women whom we all adore. He wants to be straight, but he just can't be. He constantly needs cock in all his holes.

Why, just the other day I received a PM from Willie trying to go into detail about his holes. Gross! I'm not some gay, fag, mutant like you Willie! I am a porn insider.

This reminds me there is a lack of a Most Obvious Alt-Id in the 2007 XPT Awards thread.

Yeah this one is pretty bad. Either it's the same person playing this game or, God forbid, there are two of them on this board collaborating to "take down" Willie.

"Subtle as a handgrenade in a barrell of oatmeal." -- Foghorne Leghorne

Ahem MetalMan? One not so small remark on your post.

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.... It won't change how we feel about you.

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I do NOT need you (or your alternate ID) to speak for me in your revolting message. I'm more than capable of forming and voicing my own opinion on this board. So, please refrain from using 'we', when you express your own deranged visions. Thank you kindly.

This is weaker than anything in the Hate thread. What the hell happened to the Cage? Blood used to be shed on a regular basis in here. Now all you can get is a basic "You're a fag". The only decent thing around are Gigi's pix. And you can only rub one out to them so many times. 300, 600, who knows, I haven't reached that point yet but I assume it exists.

I think it's cute that Darth has found himself a little friend who shares his opinions.

Smelly Monkey must be rolling over in his grave.

Is that the best "we" can do? WD is gay?

I got a kick out of this airball. I really hope Darth and NuthuggerMan are different people, can you imagine the two of them phoning each other late on a Saturday night, giggling over their plot? Imagine Darth not being able to sleep as he waits in joyful hope for CardboardMan to post his little spiel, so Darth can come in 15 minutes lates and try to pile on. All this on a Sunday when there were two championship football games, people taking the family out for brunch, taking the boat out to the lake for a day, etc. etc..

But all Darth could muster was this wimpering jab. I didn't have to do a thing, and I owned both of you.

** crickets **

Darth and MetalFag too scared to come back and defend themselves.

The pwning continues.

Five out of a couple thousand isn't too bad, a much better ratio than you'll ever rate. And so Tierney hates me, that's old news. Qwest is a great ISP, time for you to start sweeping the floors at Ak-Chin, loser-boi.

Oh, any by the way, can you find anyone who cares about your buttbuddy MetalFag? Name them, well except you.

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Apparently you missed the "Willie Stinks" thread F-Man.

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Yes. I did miss that thread. Lucky break, I guess.

WillieD:Darth's Monkey :: FatMan:Anorexia sufferer

This thread is too GOOD not to get bumped!

Darth isn't Monkey. I promise.

Tiffany Million, yeah, right.

Renewing threads about me = you only exist because of me. Owned again.

Insider info: Somewhere at this moment Darth is writing out the name he so hopes to have:

Darth D.






More Insider info: From Darth's pink and white diary with the little silver lock [now busted, sorry]:

Darth Willie

Willie, you always seemed like a cool guy, but you have to end this now. What you see as a harmless crush is much more than that to Darth...the young man is in love. You're clearly THE most interesting person in his life. There you are, up on his wall with the likes of both Coreys, JTT, and NSync...you're really leading him on at this point.

He keeps wanting to see you "dance", and I'm afraid that's psycho talk for "I want to wear you around like a skinned Willie suit" (ala my avatar).

So please, for Darth's sake, for your skin's sake, tell him it's over and kick his bitch-ass to the curb....or curb-stomp him, either one will work.

Sincerely,

Vizzle-O-Dizzle