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This couch has probably been involved in more sex than most of its real life counter-parts. Imagine the germs embedded in this thing.



It's always good to have one or two pieces of furniture like that in your house. The oodles and oodles of DNA would surely throw off the CSI guys long enough for you to get out of town.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!