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I'm still pissed about you nixing the XPT keg party.




I was too busy not getting laid without paying for it

Besides who would have shown up? No one was there and I doubt Gia, Ceara and Holly would have come by to watch you and me Shot gun Brews while reciting Slap Shot Quotes and making fun of Hillary Scotts Pretzel Oven.


You underestimate the value of making a spectacle of yourself. I'd give myself odds I could balance on that keg for at least 5 minutes.



You'd get me plastered and then turn me and my wheelchair into some kind of spinning game of chance with a stripper with a slightly overwieght Mushy body type sticking my fingers in the spokes of my wheels as they spin, producing a "tch tch tch" sound...no one would win anything, they'd just pay you 50 cents to see me passed out witht he mushy stripper going "tch tch tch" with my fingers in the spokes.
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