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I do.

That's all that fucking matters. They are just meatholes, and the ass is tighter and they typically scream louder when I'm ramming it.

What the fuck are you? Some kinda of Captain Save-an-asshole or something?



I do hope this is intended in the bleak, ironical, nihilistic spirit of XPT, because if it isn't, it means that you've never had sex, let alone anal sex.

I like anal. Why? At least partly because it's verboten. And also because it takes a great deal more effort than vaginal sex. It requires you to be hyper-present, to focus on staying open when your instinct is to clamp down, which prevents me from going off into a mental laundry list of things I need to do the next day, and results in an orgasm that is ten times more intense.

But the anal in porn, like all sex in porn, bears little resemblance to what works in real life or what turns women on. As my fellow buttslut friend says "It's a whole 'nother hole!" Anal takes patience, gentleness, (and a lot of lube). You can't just shove your cock in and start pounding away, unless, as Vanessa mentioned, she's already wearing depends and/or has just broken open a capsule of amyl nitrate.

I pity what high school girls are likely being subjected to these days by boys who don't know better. But then I remember that porn rarely depicts that very critical precursor to anal, the enema. And thinking of high school boys permanently traumatized by shitsicles makes me laugh.