haha, my most favorite is this blowjob one where at the last minute my husband jacks my head down really hard onto his cock-- without our little cue-thingy that he is "supposed" to do first... i puked and accidentally bit him ( ) and started laughing maniacally (did i jondra that word?) and jumping up and down wearing nothing but white hooker boots, freaking out because of the puke and i swear that at that moment i made tiffany holliday look normal. it belongs on efukt.